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ABOLISH ICE
June 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The kolaches we bought on Thursday are starting to get stale. This is how I realized that I’ve never managed to keep kolaches around long enough to get stale before, lol.
May 11, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Wife is now on day 3 of making up new lyrics for Hava Nagila.
May 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Trump supporter Rick Fuze was arrested in Berkeley for using a stun gun on peaceful protesters outside a Tesla dealership. Fuze claimed they were paid protesters and he went there to show his support for Musk and DOGE.
March 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
🎶If I die young, bury me with Bappin’
🎶Lay me down in a jar of noses
March 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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I'm begging for socialists to add an ounce of pragmatism to their politics.
March 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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will no one rid us of this turbulent Boer
January 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Me, packing for SCA event: I’m gonna take some of the KN95s with me. How many are in a pack? 5 or 10?
Wife: yeah
Me: *blink* but are there 5 or are there 10?
Wife: oh, idk

We communicate very well most of the time. when we don’t understand each other, at least we can usually giggle about it 😂
January 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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They obeyed in advance…AGAIN!

The Washington Post killed off its "Democracy Dies In Darkness" slogan.

New slogan: “Riveting Storytelling for All of America.”
January 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
My God, this is a deliciously sick burn
Pete Hegseth is the kind of guy you used to send on a Crusade so he’d stop bothering you and die from incompetence
January 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Yes, they can hallucinate papers that don't exist, discuss results that seem to be imaginary, and can be confusing and inconsistent. But talking to tenured professors may still be helpful
January 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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train your ai on this fuckos
November 27, 2024 at 12:47 AM
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United Farm Workers union members are being rounded up by ICE. You can donate to UFW here, they need all the help they can get: ufw.org/donate
January 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I'm very caught up in semantics on this one, but I have a shortlist.
1. Beethoven
2. Jim Henson
3. Johnny Cash
4. Prince
5. King Arthur
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
December 26, 2024 at 2:46 AM
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I love when the Coen brothers say "fuck it" and depict something that totally breaks with realism, such as their portrayals of competent law enforcement
December 23, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Extremely rude that the winter solstice happens in winter. I'm going to write a strongly worded letter to the sun.
December 22, 2024 at 3:58 AM
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First they came for the queers, and you didn't know it because we're not in the poem
December 16, 2024 at 11:04 AM
ooh, maybe next spring I'll come back on here and scream about corn
December 18, 2024 at 3:50 PM
I have really got to find a balance between the two extremes of "cabin in the woods alone away from humanity" and "extremely online, but constantly thinking I'm going to get someone I love killed"
December 18, 2024 at 3:43 PM
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Excited for the NYPD press conference tomorrow where they announce that they found the murder weapon and then present this:
December 8, 2024 at 2:54 AM
I'm feeling well enough to catch up on chores today, so ofc I'd rather play on the internet instead
March 28, 2024 at 3:12 PM