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Slackware brat with diabetes and a love for aerial arts and outdoorsy stuff. Also cats. Yes, I'm a witch. No, I didn't vote for the decomposing orange. Gimme my damn vaccines. He/him.
Laundry is clean but not put away. I want it done now, but she is making me rest.
November 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Laundry is clean but not put away. I want it done now, but she is making me rest.
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EAT THE JACK O LANTERN.
Seriously, our economy is cooked and the decor is made of real calories. Can't believe I'm posting the dumpster fire recipe, but if it helps someone come up with an idea for theirs they feeds them it's worth it...
Seriously, our economy is cooked and the decor is made of real calories. Can't believe I'm posting the dumpster fire recipe, but if it helps someone come up with an idea for theirs they feeds them it's worth it...
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
EAT THE JACK O LANTERN.
Seriously, our economy is cooked and the decor is made of real calories. Can't believe I'm posting the dumpster fire recipe, but if it helps someone come up with an idea for theirs they feeds them it's worth it...
Seriously, our economy is cooked and the decor is made of real calories. Can't believe I'm posting the dumpster fire recipe, but if it helps someone come up with an idea for theirs they feeds them it's worth it...
Good thing that this will last a while because it took me two days and I'm exhausted. Also, what the Purina happened to corned beef and hash? Like I knew it wasn't going to be the best shortcut, but it aspires to be as good as the block of Spam that I threw in because WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MEAT???
November 17, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Good thing that this will last a while because it took me two days and I'm exhausted. Also, what the Purina happened to corned beef and hash? Like I knew it wasn't going to be the best shortcut, but it aspires to be as good as the block of Spam that I threw in because WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MEAT???
Me before surgery: I regret spending so much on kitchen toys.
Me recovering & borderline housebound: I need ice cream. Where's that dumb gadget I bought like five years ago? Where's the canned milk I got this summer? How much chokecherry jam does it take to sweeten a can of milk? Gimme treatsssss.
Me recovering & borderline housebound: I need ice cream. Where's that dumb gadget I bought like five years ago? Where's the canned milk I got this summer? How much chokecherry jam does it take to sweeten a can of milk? Gimme treatsssss.
November 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Me before surgery: I regret spending so much on kitchen toys.
Me recovering & borderline housebound: I need ice cream. Where's that dumb gadget I bought like five years ago? Where's the canned milk I got this summer? How much chokecherry jam does it take to sweeten a can of milk? Gimme treatsssss.
Me recovering & borderline housebound: I need ice cream. Where's that dumb gadget I bought like five years ago? Where's the canned milk I got this summer? How much chokecherry jam does it take to sweeten a can of milk? Gimme treatsssss.
First round of cooking since surgery, and I butchered a carving pumpkin. Not the easiest pick to start with but it was by the cd table and I wanted the floor space.
November 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
First round of cooking since surgery, and I butchered a carving pumpkin. Not the easiest pick to start with but it was by the cd table and I wanted the floor space.
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Holy shit
November 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Holy shit
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November 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.
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In case you missed the red flags. 🚩 🚩 🚩
November 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
In case you missed the red flags. 🚩 🚩 🚩
Victory is mineeee. Teh hooman walks liek kangaroo wit metal stiks. Nao I canrest.
November 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Victory is mineeee. Teh hooman walks liek kangaroo wit metal stiks. Nao I canrest.
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More Military personnel are calling legal military non-profit agencies seeking advice for orders they received.
The DOJ has issues a order that all orders are legal & the personnel are immune from prosecution. Right there is the red flag, the prosecution immunity.
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
The DOJ has issues a order that all orders are legal & the personnel are immune from prosecution. Right there is the red flag, the prosecution immunity.
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
Military personnel seek legal advice on whether Trump-ordered missions are lawful
Military service personnel have been seeking outside legal advice about some of the missions the Trump administration has assigned them. The strikes against alleged drug traffickers and deployments to...
www.pbs.org
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
More Military personnel are calling legal military non-profit agencies seeking advice for orders they received.
The DOJ has issues a order that all orders are legal & the personnel are immune from prosecution. Right there is the red flag, the prosecution immunity.
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
The DOJ has issues a order that all orders are legal & the personnel are immune from prosecution. Right there is the red flag, the prosecution immunity.
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
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“Quiet! Quiet!” 😬
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
“Quiet! Quiet!” 😬
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Oh no! Rest in peace, Sally Kirkland. This is especially heartbreaking: SAG-AFTRA canceled Medicare supplemental insurance in 2021 for members over the age of 65 and she died with a go fund me page in hospice care.😢💔
www.masslive.com/news/2025/11...
www.masslive.com/news/2025/11...
Hollywood icon dies at 84 after entering hospice amid ‘significant health crisis’
A veteran actress who appeared in more than 200 films has died following a string significant medical incidents over the past year.
www.masslive.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Oh no! Rest in peace, Sally Kirkland. This is especially heartbreaking: SAG-AFTRA canceled Medicare supplemental insurance in 2021 for members over the age of 65 and she died with a go fund me page in hospice care.😢💔
www.masslive.com/news/2025/11...
www.masslive.com/news/2025/11...
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The days of thanking veterans today and forgetting them tomorrow has to come to an end.
November 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The days of thanking veterans today and forgetting them tomorrow has to come to an end.
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NEW via CNN: “The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes the attacks are illegal”
Exclusive: UK suspends some intelligence sharing with US over boat strike concerns in major break | CNN Politics
The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes ...
www.cnn.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
NEW via CNN: “The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes the attacks are illegal”
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
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Again: these people will not change their behavior or their culture until the consequences are meaningful. Start fining tech companies 1/3 their yearly revenue for each infraction, and then we'll start to get somewhere.
Meta earns $3.5 billion every six months from showing Faceboon and Instagram users 15 billion “higher legal risk” scam ad impressions a day, internal documents state.
That haul vastly exceeds how much the company expects regulators
To fine it for running scam ads.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
That haul vastly exceeds how much the company expects regulators
To fine it for running scam ads.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Again: these people will not change their behavior or their culture until the consequences are meaningful. Start fining tech companies 1/3 their yearly revenue for each infraction, and then we'll start to get somewhere.
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We only rate dogs. This is spaghetti con salsiccia. Obviously has the noodles and the sausage, but is notably missing sauce. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 13/10 (IG: futrinka_tacsko)
November 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
We only rate dogs. This is spaghetti con salsiccia. Obviously has the noodles and the sausage, but is notably missing sauce. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 13/10 (IG: futrinka_tacsko)
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Well, yeah.
The US will lose its measles elimination status because measles is now endemic, here - that's when there's uninterrupted transmission from an outbreak that goes on for at least 12 months.
& watch out, Canadian friends 🇨🇦 - you're on our heels.
www.scientificamerican.com/article/meas...
The US will lose its measles elimination status because measles is now endemic, here - that's when there's uninterrupted transmission from an outbreak that goes on for at least 12 months.
& watch out, Canadian friends 🇨🇦 - you're on our heels.
www.scientificamerican.com/article/meas...
North America May Soon No Longer Be Officially Measles-Free, Experts Say
A meeting of the Pan American Health Organization this week will address the resurgence of measles in the Americas
www.scientificamerican.com
November 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Well, yeah.
The US will lose its measles elimination status because measles is now endemic, here - that's when there's uninterrupted transmission from an outbreak that goes on for at least 12 months.
& watch out, Canadian friends 🇨🇦 - you're on our heels.
www.scientificamerican.com/article/meas...
The US will lose its measles elimination status because measles is now endemic, here - that's when there's uninterrupted transmission from an outbreak that goes on for at least 12 months.
& watch out, Canadian friends 🇨🇦 - you're on our heels.
www.scientificamerican.com/article/meas...
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FFS this guy is fucking nutz
November 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
FFS this guy is fucking nutz