Cooper Lund
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I believe in Zohran Mamdani not because of his policies, or his promise as a politician, but because he’s someone who experiences the city like I do and loves it for what it is. A little Election Day writing:
A perfect ending to a truly atrocious half of football
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
A perfect ending to a truly atrocious half of football
In its own way it’s kind of fun how you can watch the half-remembered anecdotes and poorly recalled one page summaries rattle around in his head. It’s like watching an LLM do something that makes the QA team panic.
Trump says that HBCUs would be "all be out of business" if fewer Chinese students were allowed to go to American universities
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
In its own way it’s kind of fun how you can watch the half-remembered anecdotes and poorly recalled one page summaries rattle around in his head. It’s like watching an LLM do something that makes the QA team panic.
Christ what a bad football game
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Christ what a bad football game
Birds should just do two tush pushes
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Birds should just do two tush pushes
Well, that means it’s time to post the article
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Well, that means it’s time to post the article
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If you’re seeing this viral claim that Trump is working on 15-year car loans, it’s fake.
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
If you’re seeing this viral claim that Trump is working on 15-year car loans, it’s fake.
It fuckin’ rocks that all of the artists I know rallied hard and early behind Zohran, earlier than I did, and this lady thinks she can create a new conservative artistic revolution because she’s offline while also saying “no gooners”
meanwhile, the fiume avant-garde lady of the NYC New Right thinks Mamdani is going to cause an artistic revolution for reactionaries
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It fuckin’ rocks that all of the artists I know rallied hard and early behind Zohran, earlier than I did, and this lady thinks she can create a new conservative artistic revolution because she’s offline while also saying “no gooners”
I am going to read this now, but not because of the AI summary Safari created
November 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I am going to read this now, but not because of the AI summary Safari created
You might wanna hold your fire here, she's got the heart of a poster
November 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
You might wanna hold your fire here, she's got the heart of a poster
The more I think about The Chair Company, the more I worry about Ron
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The more I think about The Chair Company, the more I worry about Ron
November 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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A fine day to remember Jim Harbaugh's unique relationship with "The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald" and the remarkable interpretive work that his and other football brains have done on this important text. (This is a gift link; I believe this news must be shared widely.) defector.com/the-edmund-f...
The Edmund Fitzgerald Is Inspiring Jim Harbaugh And Michigan Football To Achieve "Lake Mindset" | Defector
The popular culture of the 1970s is almost impossible to parse in retrospect. The people making the movies and music and television of the era were horny and ambitious and earnest, they were ingesting...
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November 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
A fine day to remember Jim Harbaugh's unique relationship with "The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald" and the remarkable interpretive work that his and other football brains have done on this important text. (This is a gift link; I believe this news must be shared widely.) defector.com/the-edmund-f...
The number of people I see vaping indoors is truly mind blowing to me. Sorry is this is too puritanical but I don’t think that being that addicted to anything is good, even if it’s more healthy than smoking.
humbly proposing that vape pens are quietly one of the most evil inventions in the past 25 years and that everyone involved should be tried at the hague
November 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The number of people I see vaping indoors is truly mind blowing to me. Sorry is this is too puritanical but I don’t think that being that addicted to anything is good, even if it’s more healthy than smoking.
Man we’ve all done embarrassing things but at least none of the people I follow have had an extended meltdown about the first Star Wars prequel
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Man we’ve all done embarrassing things but at least none of the people I follow have had an extended meltdown about the first Star Wars prequel
As Mike Kafka awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic loser
The Giants are firing coach Brian Daboll, sources say. A promising and frustrating season leads NYG to have an opening.
After another lead evaporated yesterday, Brian Daboll is out.
OC Mike Kafka is interim coach, per me and Mike Garafolo.
After another lead evaporated yesterday, Brian Daboll is out.
OC Mike Kafka is interim coach, per me and Mike Garafolo.
November 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
As Mike Kafka awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic loser
This is a very specific kind of North Brooklyn couple
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
This is a very specific kind of North Brooklyn couple
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me defending all the corniest episodes of TNG:
February 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
me defending all the corniest episodes of TNG:
Man it is really weird how much they think about a website where a bunch of guys in their late 30s talk about their aches and pains and sports
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Man it is really weird how much they think about a website where a bunch of guys in their late 30s talk about their aches and pains and sports
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Another species no longer on the global Endangered list:
Humpback whales (Megaptera novaeangliae).
A few decades after a Star Trek movie where the central conflict was the total extinction of the humpback, their numbers are rising fast enough to put them at "Least Concern" on the IUCN Red List.
Humpback whales (Megaptera novaeangliae).
A few decades after a Star Trek movie where the central conflict was the total extinction of the humpback, their numbers are rising fast enough to put them at "Least Concern" on the IUCN Red List.
a man with a mustache says there be whales here in a dark room
Alt: Scotty from Star Trek Original Series (played by Jimmy Doohan) says there be whales here in a Klingon vessel's cargo hold.
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November 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Another species no longer on the global Endangered list:
Humpback whales (Megaptera novaeangliae).
A few decades after a Star Trek movie where the central conflict was the total extinction of the humpback, their numbers are rising fast enough to put them at "Least Concern" on the IUCN Red List.
Humpback whales (Megaptera novaeangliae).
A few decades after a Star Trek movie where the central conflict was the total extinction of the humpback, their numbers are rising fast enough to put them at "Least Concern" on the IUCN Red List.