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Ultradad | Music Taste Haver | Uninformed Sports Opinions Guy | Music Industry Good Boy | Bad Jokes Man | https://linktr.ee/jeffreguilon
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November 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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NO ONE BEATS THE SACRAMENTO KINGS BY DOUBLE DIGITS NINE TIMES IN A ROW
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 AM
November 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Miller as soon as Zohran leaves the WH
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
It seems like it would be tight to not follow the most depressing franchises in sports.
November 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
This 100% looks and sounds like an Arrested Development bit.
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I’m more of a Moneyshot Twine man, myself.
November 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
How many times do we think Tyler Herro has been punched? It's either too many or not enough.
November 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Okay, I'll bite. Let's do a thread of some things I've enjoyed recently.

The OffBall newsletter by @ashtynbutuso.bsky.social is the only newsletter I actually read daily. It's fun, digs into corners of culture that I wouldn't find on my own, and even makes sports I don't care about interesting.
November 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
A huge goose landed on the skylight above my desk and stared at me for ~30 seconds. I'm unsettled. Is she plotting? Am I being called to Goose Duty? What does she want?
November 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Who can I speak to about negotiating this down?
We continue losing daylight for 34 days.
November 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Meeting the pope to give him my bootleg Ron Artest Kings jersey.
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
Spike Lee Blesses Pope Leo with Knicks Jersey
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
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November 16, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Any time can be bedtime if you don’t believe in yourself.
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
This is why the Kings are the team for this moment.

The Sacramento Kings: America’s Team🫡
This team is worse than a joke. It’s an insulting joke. You simply cannot preach defense, toughness, and professionalism and then perform like this without being offensive.

I AM OFFENDED.
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 AM
We need a reboot of Secret Honor focused on Donald the day after the full files get released.
Secret Honor streaming: where to watch movie online?
Find out how and where to watch "Secret Honor" online on Netflix, Prime Video, and Disney+ today – including 4K and free options.
www.justwatch.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This is called a drafts folder.
A "Plan B" pill - but for all your bad ideas.
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Make your hand flat like a plate if you don't want to lose a finger.
Once you earn a goth girl’s trust, you may feed her Mike & Ikes straight from your hand
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It’s honestly very rude to have Nikola Jokic on your basketball team.
November 12, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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Oh you can see the “aurora borealis”? How impressive. I’m reading my 20th article of the day on the same subject, and I’m learning very little
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I like that this game started late. Kings basketball should only be shown at the forbidden hour.
November 12, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Guys I see at shows lately have two predominant looks:

1) Alternate Universe Weird Al

2) Local pervert bought a disguise at Bass Pro Shops
November 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Get ready to learn primaries, buddy.
Here...they are:

1. Catherine Cortez Masto (D–Nevada)
2. Jacky Rosen (D–Nevada)
3. John Fetterman (D–Pennsylvania)
4. Dick Durbin (D–Illinois)
5. Tim Kaine (D–Virginia)
6. Maggie Hassan (D–New Hampshire)
7. Jeanne Shaheen (D–New Hampshire)
8. Angus King (I–Maine, caucuses with Democrats)
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
After a few international business trips spent staring at the seat in front of me for 10 hours wishing an anvil would fall on my head, I figured out how to do this. Here's how.
November 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I could be a source familiar with lunch if anyone needs one. I've had it several times.
BREAKING EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT: Lunch for jurors in the “sandwich guy” trial are a variety of sandwiches, according to a source familiar with lunch.
November 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM