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Jeff Reguilon
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Charcoal-drawn single panel comic featuring people in mid-century business clothing staring up. One of them points. People are saying: Look! up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman! He thinks he's better than us!
November 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Artist’s rendering of Rick Owens Fetterman:
Andre the Giant in the black Dread Pirate Roberts cloak from the Princess Bride
November 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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AZZ
November 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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I’m more of a Moneyshot Twine man, myself.
A spool of twine with a black and red label that reads, “NUTSCENE THE Perfect TWINE”
November 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Photograph of Louis Armstrong in a crisp charcoal pinstripe suit taking a massive bite of spaghetti with seemingly hundreds of strands of pasta dangling from his mouth onto the plate. He wears a look of surprise, as if you just caught him frenching someone who is not his wife.
November 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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When Compton leads the ratings battle
Kendrick Lamar smiling
November 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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After a few international business trips spent staring at the seat in front of me for 10 hours wishing an anvil would fall on my head, I figured out how to do this. Here's how.
Picture of very handsome man (probably) wearing a Mindfold eye mask with googly eyes on it, a black N95 mask, over-ear noise cancelling headphones, a yellow cap, and a Punch-Drunk Love t-shirt.
November 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Painting of Jesus Christ breaking Satan’s ankles with a killer crossover.
November 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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It’s Sam Rothstein
Robert Deniro as Sam Rothstein in Casino
November 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Photo of Domantas Sabonis diving for a loose ball during the third quarter
It’s just a flesh wound guy from Monty Python
November 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Full-back black ink tattoo of Counting Crows frontman Adam Duritz wearing his dreadlocks in a top knot, a smile perched atop a soul patch and goatee. The words "Straight Edge" arch over his head in cursive script.
November 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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It’s crisper than a new dollar bill out here, baby. We’re talking autumnal. Crunchy leaves and what not.
Picture of Autumn Man with red, yellow and green trees behind him and a small dog in his arms.
November 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Watching the Chicago Bulls vs. the Sacramento Kings
Spidermans pointing at each other
October 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Caught this guy when I was in rural Colorado.
Photograph of a green box truck with red hubs on the wheels. The Jamaican flag is painted in the side with the the word Rudeboy written across it in light blue. It’s parked in a large lot that is otherwise empty, save for a red tractor far in the rear and some brush. There are yellowing trees, a butte, and blue skies in the background.
October 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Beige jeep with Oklahoma plates and a crookedly applied decal that reads Small Dick Big Dreams
October 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Seems like he might be cousins with this little guy.
Drawing titled Bushbaby at the Bar by Coco Thorpe in 1986. It’s a little fuzzy guy sitting at a bar with a martini.
October 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Tough break for ESPN, but if they need a replacement who is also bad on camera and mostly unlikable, I’m available.
Bob Myers leaves ESPN to join Josh Harris-led group as president of sports Mike Vorkunov and Alex Andrejev • 79
October 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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I adore mi amor.
October 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Eugenio Suarez was in Color Me Badd.
October 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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A fun thing about these Duralex glasses is that they will survive almost any drop, but if they heat up or cool down too fast they will spontaneously explode in your hand.
Photo of a hand holding the shattered remains of a Duralex glass
October 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Beulah, a west coast satellite office of Elephant 6, amalgamates Pet Sounds, middle-period Beatles, and bubblegum from the 1910 Fruitgum Company to make When Your Heartstrings Break, maybe my favorite album of all time.
The cover of When Your Heartstrings Break featuring a black and gray illustration of a river surrounded by mountains and conifers. The artist and title are in a sans-serif font in the top left corner on a white background.
October 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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I complied with Lurleen’s request to turn on Sacramento Kings preseason basketball instead.
Lurleen the small black and white dog sprawled on a blue couch looking directly at the camera with a look that says, “can you believe these fudgin’ guys?”
October 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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They drank that Griffey lean.
Screencap of Ken Griffey, Jr. from The Simpsons. He is in a white hospital gown and uses a wheelchair being pushed by a nurse. He has an enormous forehead, a symptom of gigantism caused by drinking a purple tonic, of which he clutches a bottle.
October 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Cal Raleigh is the final evolution of Luka Doncic.
Triptych of photos featuring skinny Luka, thicc Luka, and Cal Raleigh
October 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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I met a cool dog named Bobby yesterday.
Photograph of Bobby, a medium-sized curly-fur dog that looks like if Santa’s beard were a fuzzy lil guy who wants to be your best friend. He is poking his snout through a wire fence to get scratches and tell me he loves me with his eyes. Bobby, standing up behind a fence, demanding affection and a bite of my sandwich.
October 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM