Sam!
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Sam!
@coolfruitcup.bsky.social
When in doubt, flee.
Voice actor, gamer, and Homestuck enthusiast.
he/him
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New poster for ‘THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE’

In theaters on April 4, 2026.
November 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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I’m much more of a sit down really
November 7, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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i didnt want to do it like this, but a series of recent testing and medical procedures has left me in a difficult financial situation that needs to be resolved in the next two days.

i am humbly asking for some help, if you can spare it. paypal.me/jamesroachmusic
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November 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Throwback to the Chiminimera — adorable, unstoppable, and way too excited for fighting. 🐾💀
#DnDHomebrew #FantasyCreatures #MonsterSpotting
October 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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I legitimately didn't know they were competing with Steam and it's crazy to me that they burnt so much money on what sounds like something with very little (or wildly misguided) market research.
October 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Vaccines are safe and effective.

Autism isn't caused by vaccines, and autistic people and their families deserve our support.

When you want information, ask your doctor.

It's more important than ever for all of us to speak plainly, truthfully, and directly about public health.
October 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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October 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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What To Know About ‘Good Boy’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-good-boy/
October 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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It's a new series of Supper Mario Broth livestreams!
Please join me as I bananalyze details and provide obscure information about Donkey Kong Bananza on the Supper Mario Broth Twitch channel! www.twitch.tv/suppermariob...
October 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Pritzker: "People of Illinois, we need your help. Get our your cell phones, record and narrate what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors. We need to let the world know that this is happening and that we won't stand for it."
September 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Experimental post: The Inevitable March of Time
From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.
September 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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After fleeing the fall of Reach, the UNSC Pillar of Autumn dropped out of slipspace on September 19, 2552. Upon arriving in the Soell system, an object was found that would change the course of the Covenant War: Installation 04, the first discovered Halo ring. #FictionFriday
September 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Did a Sandslash only pokemon blue run today. He’s my fav. Who should I do as a 1 pokemon run next?
September 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms.

‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.

But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
September 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Orchestrating lots of trains :o
September 10, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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im just gonna get into a new sport cause i know my teams arent gonna win lets get into hockey this year lets get into the footy or whatever
September 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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tfw the fake variety article you do an interview for turns into a real article about the episode of your show you didn't know was happening
August 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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The ONLY reason people hate on cargo shorts is they are jealous of the unprecedented storage efficiency. Shorts you can store a whole meal in. Impossible to argue against in good faith
August 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Started up another run of Metroid dread
August 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Painting practice with Orela 🌹 #dbdfanart #DeadbyDaylight #dbd
August 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Area Man Already Knows Which Chicken Tender He’s Saving For Last
August 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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In Donkey Kong Bananza, Fractones can be modified by throwing chunks of dirt at them. With enough patience, so much material can be heaped on them that they reach their maximum size, a giant cube. After the cube form has been attained, no further material will adhere to them.
August 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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lmaooooo this dumb shit just doesn’t fly anymore
August 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM