Conway twitty
@conwaytwittyfans.bsky.social
After I stole your mom’s heart, I stole your fruit snacks too.
I prefer to pretend to be the greatest country/western singer of all time. No cell, no grave, can’t put this possum in a cage.
Pretending to be me on bluesky is such poor form.
If you're pretending to be a celebrity, pretend to be a proper one like Ryan Reynolds.
If you're pretending to be a writer, pretend to be a proper one like Mark Twain.
If you're pretending to be a YouTuber, pretend to be a proper one like Ludwig.
If you're pretending to be a celebrity, pretend to be a proper one like Ryan Reynolds.
If you're pretending to be a writer, pretend to be a proper one like Mark Twain.
If you're pretending to be a YouTuber, pretend to be a proper one like Ludwig.
December 9, 2024 at 2:24 AM
I prefer to pretend to be the greatest country/western singer of all time. No cell, no grave, can’t put this possum in a cage.
Their name is @evilgreenbaby.bsky.social and I’ve been fighting the little bastard for weeks
December 9, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Their name is @evilgreenbaby.bsky.social and I’ve been fighting the little bastard for weeks
Last time I entered the forest, it was head first. (Johnny paycheck had too much to drink and wrecked the truck)
Come to My forest Everyone
December 7, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Last time I entered the forest, it was head first. (Johnny paycheck had too much to drink and wrecked the truck)
She tried to hide it by the faded denim clothes she wore
But I knew she'd never been inside a bar before
And I felt like a peasant who just had met a queen
And she knew I saw right through her tight fitting jeans
But I knew she'd never been inside a bar before
And I felt like a peasant who just had met a queen
And she knew I saw right through her tight fitting jeans
December 4, 2024 at 2:04 PM
She tried to hide it by the faded denim clothes she wore
But I knew she'd never been inside a bar before
And I felt like a peasant who just had met a queen
And she knew I saw right through her tight fitting jeans
But I knew she'd never been inside a bar before
And I felt like a peasant who just had met a queen
And she knew I saw right through her tight fitting jeans
My gramson made this one. Said the youths would like it. I don’t understand but I’m glad people like my modeling pose.
December 4, 2024 at 3:47 AM
My gramson made this one. Said the youths would like it. I don’t understand but I’m glad people like my modeling pose.
Rigged
Pitchfork’s Top 10 songs released this year:
1. Not Like Us
2. Right Back To It
3. Good Luck, Babe!
4. Life Is
5. M M M
6. rain
7. Espresso
8. Wristwatch
9. Girl, so confusing (remix)
10. Magic I Want U
1. Not Like Us
2. Right Back To It
3. Good Luck, Babe!
4. Life Is
5. M M M
6. rain
7. Espresso
8. Wristwatch
9. Girl, so confusing (remix)
10. Magic I Want U
December 3, 2024 at 7:34 AM
Rigged
I will pick up every last plastic straw from the depths of the Mariana Trench if you purge this world of the wickedness that calls itself @evilgreenbaby.bsky.social
I don't create complex marine ecosystems in your landfills, so please don't dump shit in My oceans.
December 3, 2024 at 7:20 AM
I will pick up every last plastic straw from the depths of the Mariana Trench if you purge this world of the wickedness that calls itself @evilgreenbaby.bsky.social
If you really want to unwind, get that “widget” to play my hit single “Slow Hand” and dance with someone’s mom at Sylvester’s bar in Broken Bow, Nebraska.
So I have a widget on my phone that does nothing but play calming rain sounds with the push of a button and I’ve found it really takes the edge off of doomscrolling
December 3, 2024 at 7:05 AM
If you really want to unwind, get that “widget” to play my hit single “Slow Hand” and dance with someone’s mom at Sylvester’s bar in Broken Bow, Nebraska.
Perfect spot to enjoy a crisp bud dry with someones mother in law
December 3, 2024 at 6:59 AM
Perfect spot to enjoy a crisp bud dry with someones mother in law
There's a lot of ways of saying what I wanna say to you
There's songs and poems and promises and dreams that might come true
But I won't talk of starry skies or moonlight on the ground
I'll come right out and tell you, I'd just love to lay you down
There's songs and poems and promises and dreams that might come true
But I won't talk of starry skies or moonlight on the ground
I'll come right out and tell you, I'd just love to lay you down
December 3, 2024 at 6:46 AM
There's a lot of ways of saying what I wanna say to you
There's songs and poems and promises and dreams that might come true
But I won't talk of starry skies or moonlight on the ground
I'll come right out and tell you, I'd just love to lay you down
There's songs and poems and promises and dreams that might come true
But I won't talk of starry skies or moonlight on the ground
I'll come right out and tell you, I'd just love to lay you down
The great leader Sun Tzu once said;“Know thy enemy and know thyself; in a hundred battles, you will never be defeated”
With this book I’ll prepare to defeat my greatest nemesis @evilgreenbaby.bsky.social
With this book I’ll prepare to defeat my greatest nemesis @evilgreenbaby.bsky.social
December 3, 2024 at 6:43 AM
The great leader Sun Tzu once said;“Know thy enemy and know thyself; in a hundred battles, you will never be defeated”
With this book I’ll prepare to defeat my greatest nemesis @evilgreenbaby.bsky.social
With this book I’ll prepare to defeat my greatest nemesis @evilgreenbaby.bsky.social
Allow me to show you.
December 3, 2024 at 6:11 AM
Allow me to show you.
I see the want to in your eye
December 3, 2024 at 5:59 AM
I see the want to in your eye
When I’m out with a lady, the only thing in my hand that’s dry, is a bud dry.
December 3, 2024 at 3:43 AM
When I’m out with a lady, the only thing in my hand that’s dry, is a bud dry.
2025: prepare to fight @evilgreenbaby.bsky.social with me in my all new direct to VHS interactive movie title: Conway Kombat.
December 3, 2024 at 1:05 AM
2025: prepare to fight @evilgreenbaby.bsky.social with me in my all new direct to VHS interactive movie title: Conway Kombat.
