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After I stole your mom’s heart, I stole your fruit snacks too.
Their name is @evilgreenbaby.bsky.social and I’ve been fighting the little bastard for weeks
December 9, 2024 at 2:21 AM
December 6, 2024 at 9:06 PM
She tried to hide it by the faded denim clothes she wore
But I knew she'd never been inside a bar before
And I felt like a peasant who just had met a queen
And she knew I saw right through her tight fitting jeans
December 4, 2024 at 2:04 PM
My gramson made this one. Said the youths would like it. I don’t understand but I’m glad people like my modeling pose.
December 4, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Don’t forget to crack open a light yet satisfying bud dry. So what if it’s been discontinued over a decade. Who cares how long it’s been in your dad’s cabinet. Why ask why? Bud dry.
December 3, 2024 at 7:40 AM
“Hear me out”
December 3, 2024 at 7:33 AM
The great leader Sun Tzu once said;“Know thy enemy and know thyself; in a hundred battles, you will never be defeated”

With this book I’ll prepare to defeat my greatest nemesis @evilgreenbaby.bsky.social
December 3, 2024 at 6:43 AM
Allow me to show you.
December 3, 2024 at 6:11 AM
When I’m out with a lady, the only thing in my hand that’s dry, is a bud dry.
December 3, 2024 at 3:43 AM
2025: prepare to fight @evilgreenbaby.bsky.social with me in my all new direct to VHS interactive movie title: Conway Kombat.
December 3, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Sips up
December 3, 2024 at 12:05 AM