Stay warm and safe, take your time. best of luck on your drive home.

I’d trade you for three nickels and a pocket full of lint

Chatting has begun

Your ass is grass EGB

Go play in traffic, demon.

War on Christmas

Chat me up m’dear

Don’t forget to crack open a light yet satisfying bud dry. So what if it’s been discontinued over a decade. Who cares how long it’s been in your dad’s cabinet. Why ask why? Bud dry.

Come out and fight me like a man, baby!

I’ll stuff you under a bridge like the little green troll you are

I’m gonna dropkick you to march 17th where you belong.