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potter's wheel's favorite potter (laudatory)
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Everything’s so cute when the secret is revealed
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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We’re squashing the beef between the pot and the kettle
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
of sound mind and taste body
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
the blurple burger eater
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
a team of the world's top philosophers have introduced the F/🌸 distinction
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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55/150, money that we thought would be here today was not, would it be possible to get 40 more on this for cat litter and a few groceries
hello things are less tight than they have been for us but still tight that we could use some help affording food and insurance and necessities for us and cats this month. $150 in total, maybe less if we're lucky. i know stuff is tight for everyone, i wish we didn't need to ask.

pp/vn megagarbage
November 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"you pre-transition" - @it-r3n.bsky.social, to me
i just discovered a new cryptid called the tennesse sadman
November 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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writing about speech should be excruciating
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
i, personally, would find it hard to square being simultaneously a writer for money and entirely incurious about writing itself
Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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bro they're deadass out here saying we make strange bedfellows
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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I read poetry like I'm eating it and I write poetry like I'm throwing up. literacy was probably a mistake.
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 AM
deleuze's greatest philosophical insight was probably that spinoza is good because he's a catty little bitch
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
sighting of a guy with a leather motorcycle jacket, a curly mullet, and a fucky little mustache. bisexual fucking autumn, baby
November 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
ideal group hangout composition is three people on hormones for gender reasons, four people who should be on hormones for gender reasons, and one cis woman who should take T to fuck better
November 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
here's how cuomo could have won: (long thread elaborating all the different "mammy issues" puns he could have used)
November 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
lizards these days... they've all got blue tongues and pronouns
November 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
shot my wife!
November 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"do you speak esperanto?"
"no crocodiles!"
November 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
transmasc named leash
November 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
the lavender scare was a widespread rumor that lesbians don't bathe
November 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
guy who thinks because "the default human phenotype is female" that all men are trans men
November 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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hey so me and the girls are gonna study your brain for science. We got lab coats and a clip board and everything
November 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
WAR DISPATCH 26. guy on the plane in a shirt that says (spiritually not literally) "i have pickleball autism"
November 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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hey my roommate's out. you want to come listen to the rite of spring and get scared?
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM