WE THE NO
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home cook, lifter, yogi, charcuterer, #dnd5e, #T1D, all-around mellow fellow who very occasionally practices law - often shaken, never stirred. he/him.
Oof.
I lost my job, I can't afford turkey or pie, and my kids have measles. But at least I'm not seeing any trans people in the Macy's parade.
November 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Oof.
Good god I need a vacation. Ya boy’s tired. Long long year. Seriously.
November 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Good god I need a vacation. Ya boy’s tired. Long long year. Seriously.
Oh goddammit-
September 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Oh goddammit-
Savage.
Trump critics have claimed that in his lewd drawing of a naked girl for Jeffrey Epstein, he used his signature to represent pubic hair. In fact, the girl was too young to have any pubic hair. Three Pinocchios.
September 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Savage.
Too nerdy for my go-to socials, but it occurs way too late that my favourite teachers had a quality that my favourite #dnd5e players and dungeon masters share: a willingness to bend and even break the rules to encourage anyone dedicated to the cause of a good story-slash-outcome.
Brilliant.
Brilliant.
August 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Too nerdy for my go-to socials, but it occurs way too late that my favourite teachers had a quality that my favourite #dnd5e players and dungeon masters share: a willingness to bend and even break the rules to encourage anyone dedicated to the cause of a good story-slash-outcome.
Brilliant.
Brilliant.
Zing
ICE is having trouble recruiting new agents. Maybe they should try hiring undocumented workers.
August 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Zing
“I’ll take Headlines That Would Make Utterly No Sense Just A Few Years Ago for $800, Alex…”
August 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
“I’ll take Headlines That Would Make Utterly No Sense Just A Few Years Ago for $800, Alex…”
Porkchop motherfuckin Sandwiches.
...cue the folks who have zero clue where that early-era internet meme comes from...
...cue the folks who have zero clue where that early-era internet meme comes from...
July 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Porkchop motherfuckin Sandwiches.
...cue the folks who have zero clue where that early-era internet meme comes from...
...cue the folks who have zero clue where that early-era internet meme comes from...
Stigma? Oh you mean a typical weeknight...
Eating alone at the bar is one of the best ways to get to know a restaurant because the bartender becomes your inside guide.
Forget the stigma. Solo dining is on the rise — and it might be the most rewarding way to eat out in Toronto.
Forget the stigma. Solo dining is on the rise — and it might be the most rewarding way to eat out in Toronto.
Unlock Toronto’s best dining experiences: Go solo. Here’s why
Forget the stigma. Solo dining is on the rise — and it might be the most rewarding way to eat out in Toronto.
www.thestar.com
July 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Stigma? Oh you mean a typical weeknight...
…with, to the surprise of nobody, patently obvious results to follow…
The Parkside Drive speed camera is being reinstalled — again — with another camera to watch over it
The Parkside Drive speed camera is being reinstalled — again — with another camera to watch over it
It is the city's most prolific catcher of speeders, issuing over 66,000 tickets and adding $7 million in fines to the city's coffers.
www.thestar.com
July 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
…with, to the surprise of nobody, patently obvious results to follow…
FORBIDDEN IMPERIAL CHICKY NUGGS
The Indonesian black chicken, rarest most expensive breed of chicken in the world, iLamborghini chicken, the price of its eggs can reach $2500. Everything in this chicken is black, its feathers, beak, tongue, nails, its flesh, eggs & bones. As for his blood, it is dark red, which tends to black.
June 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
FORBIDDEN IMPERIAL CHICKY NUGGS
BRILLIANT! No notes!
This diner slices muffins in thirds, butters them, and then throws them on the griddle 🤤
June 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
BRILLIANT! No notes!
SPACEBALLS 2 - THE SEARCH FOR MORE MONEY!!!
June 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
SPACEBALLS 2 - THE SEARCH FOR MORE MONEY!!!
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I told you we’d be back
June 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I told you we’d be back
No notes!
April 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
No notes!
Truth!
April 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Truth!
“He struck most of the friends he had made on Earth as an eccentric, but a harmless one-an unruly boozer with some oddish habits. For instance he would often gatecrash university parties, get badly drunk and start making fun of any astrophysicist he could find till he got thrown out.”
Yep.
Yep.
April 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
“He struck most of the friends he had made on Earth as an eccentric, but a harmless one-an unruly boozer with some oddish habits. For instance he would often gatecrash university parties, get badly drunk and start making fun of any astrophysicist he could find till he got thrown out.”
Yep.
Yep.
An old lover once said that art fails when it leaves you indifferent. It’s fair.
March 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
An old lover once said that art fails when it leaves you indifferent. It’s fair.
I’m eating. It’s staying down. Hooray.
March 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I’m eating. It’s staying down. Hooray.
Bills Mafia, Leafs Nation. We get it. #buffalobills
January 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Bills Mafia, Leafs Nation. We get it. #buffalobills
Ahhh, the OF pornbots are here on BlueSky, too.
Nature is healing! 😆
Nature is healing! 😆
January 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Ahhh, the OF pornbots are here on BlueSky, too.
Nature is healing! 😆
Nature is healing! 😆
Oof. Zing.
January 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Oof. Zing.
Okay that’s funny
Gavin Newsom Spotted Dining At Smoldering Remains Of Nobu
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Gavin Newsom Spotted Dining At Smoldering Remains Of Nobu
LOS ANGELES—Admitting that he regretted his actions given the devastation wrought by wildfires through much of the Los Angeles area, California Gov. Gavin Newsom apologized Thursday after he was spotted dining at the smoldering remains of Nobu. “Despite strict evacuation orders, my staff and I did in fact attend a dinner party within the burnt […]
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January 12, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Okay that’s funny