Reconnecting with the Twitter homies on Bluesky

people who hate musicals talk about it endlessly... it kind of sounds like it's a really big emotion that might be best expressed through song for them

Ho is you antidisestablishmentarian?

It’s not that I have an ass that “won’t quit” it’s that it has no reasonable path to retirement in this country

I feel like I need to populate this page with some thoughts. Stay tuned.

I think they should nominate Dr Pepper for Surgeon General. It’s time. He’s earned it.

ramen for lumch 👍

Despite a massive head start, BlueSky has now overtaken Threads in the US 👇

I'd be happy to be included in a "criminal justice reform"starter pack, but my real dream is to be in a "knows all Flight of the Conchords songs by heart" starter pack.

What with all the fibreoptic Internet cables on the sea floor I really think it's sad we don't have a film where a shark bites into one and accidentally uploads itself onto the web and starts eatimg people through their computers. It would be called WWW, vertically mirrored so it's like teeth.