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conifers
@conifer0us.bsky.social
Horror person in my 30s.
Enjoys trains and yapping about trees&books.
90s anime is my ethereal brainrot.
Truck-kun suggesting a nap so Sieun could beat insomnia was not the plot point I expected in #whc2
April 26, 2025 at 9:16 AM
This cover absolutely fucks
Don't forget to pre-order Richard Corben's Dimwood wherever you buy books: bit.ly/41raddr
Retailers: FOC is Mar. 10

This special edition collects the never before published graphic novel, featuring bonus material, restorations from long-time Corben collaborator @josevillarrubia.bsky.social, more.
March 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Welp, if you find yourself in Portland and passing by a store named Literary Arts and you really need to take a shit, you know which store entrance on which to do it.
January 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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legacy news: Why would someone do this brazen shooting

shooter’s statement: I did it because America’s healthcare industry is inhumane

legacy news: Perhaps it was video games?

shooter’s statement: I am literally citing sources about corporate greed

legacy news: I guess we’ll just never know
December 11, 2024 at 12:15 AM
do you ever bite into a flaccid pickle and fucking implode
December 11, 2024 at 2:31 AM
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People: What productivity software do you use?

Me:
December 7, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Homie calls and asks if we have champagne at the house, I tell him I am in the shower? And he's like, and?
Mimosas tomorrow?
Sunday brunches are the best thing Christianity gave us. Other than Like A Virgin sung by a church choir, obvsly.
December 8, 2024 at 1:28 AM
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PRIEST: do you have the ring

ME: *still staring into my fiancé’s eyes* yes on dvd
December 6, 2024 at 7:11 PM
There's nothing like being zooted on seroquel and watching trains on youtube - and other poems, by conifers.
December 6, 2024 at 4:43 AM
Having an autistic partner means having the shit scared outta me once a day with the silent walk. He will just appear out of nowhere.
December 6, 2024 at 3:24 AM
*looks at partner*
*looks at Jayce*
Why not cosplay if cosplay shaped?
December 5, 2024 at 11:42 PM
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we all know this classic way
December 5, 2024 at 11:33 PM
I'm thinking of buying banned books to give all the trump supporters in my extended network. I mean, family. Or Capital. Lmao.
December 5, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Queer retelling of Frankenstein? You mean ARCANE? #jayvik
December 5, 2024 at 10:27 PM
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December 5, 2024 at 8:08 PM
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December 5, 2024 at 5:46 PM
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Anchovies: I like them better than I did when I was younger, but they still have to be strategically deployed.

Abortion: Everyone has a right to control their own body, and their own uterus if they have one, and I don't think there's ever been a time where I've had a position otherwise
If you feel comfortable answering, do you think abortion is a human right?
If yes, would you mind sharing the "my voice, my choice" petition to boost and help a european follower?
www.myvoice-mychoice.org

Also: anchovies yes or no?
My Voice, My Choice
Movement for safe and accessible abortion in Europe. Join us and be a part of change for Europe that is free, equal, and just for all. Together we are stronger.
www.myvoice-mychoice.org
December 5, 2024 at 6:48 PM
I'm having therapy aftercare in my car by watching tiktoks and the mailman parks behind me blasting ACDC. We made eye contact, help.
December 5, 2024 at 7:10 PM
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wtf do trains do to people in leeds?!
November 30, 2024 at 10:37 PM
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Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.
November 21, 2024 at 2:23 PM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 2,1961
December 3, 2024 at 4:03 AM
I'm having a mentally bad fucking day. Both my cats and my dog are all over me. My partner has been quietly supportive all day. How can my brain be like this with so much care, love, affection?
December 3, 2024 at 1:23 AM
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December 2, 2024 at 10:07 AM