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Confused Gibbon
@confusedgibbon.bsky.social
I like stuff! (Including but not limited to 'Things')

Fuck the pain, one more lap.
Pinned
I have no idea what I'm doing!
@lilgemgem.bsky.social happy birthday!!
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
@stopfordianneil.bsky.social my resolve is being tested! 🥶
November 20, 2025 at 7:46 AM
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.

Shit I don't know erm...

1. Climbing?
2. Campervans?
3. Probably something to do with Ness 🙄
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong

1) Being grumpy
2) Occasional kilt-wearing
3) The embarrassing behaviour of my dog whilst on holiday with some Bluesky mutuals
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong

1) Cheshire
2) Poshness
3) Bkuesky meets
November 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Get to know your mutuals. List ten random things you like:
1. Birds
2. History
3. Guitar
4. Ice Hockey
5. Climbing
6. Snowboarding
7. An empty beach
8. Mountain views
9. Walking in woodland
10. Music (from punk to funk and everything inbetween)
Get to know your mutuals. List ten random things you like:

1. Watching the sea/waterfalls/rivers
2. Vista
3. Browsing for books
4. Log fires
5. Vinyl on a turntable
6. Being little spoon
7. Fresh Flowers
8. Thunder Storms
9. Learning
10. Hygge
Get to know your mutuals. List ten random things you like

1. Crunchy peanut butter
2. Star Wars
3. Sitting in the car while it's going through a car wash
3. Poetry of all kinds
4. Big pants
5. Going bra-less
6. Big socks
7. Eminem
8. Street food
9. Watching opera & ballet
10. Puns
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
A boozeless Friday night. I feel.... peculiar.
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Quote with a 10/10 album
November 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Reposted by Confused Gibbon
open.substack.com/pub/unnessas...

I wrote a thing back in 2024. If you're interested xx
An IVF journey, part 1.
Right, you lot.
open.substack.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
If you see this post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
A few pics of the van I just completed at work.
November 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
What's it like inside your head?
October 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
@psychicsquirrel.bsky.social that's no way to address your fellow arborealist!
October 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
A friend has had a shitty 24 hours, I didn't have the words to make things better so instead bombarded them with good tunes until one stuck.
This one delivered the goods.

youtu.be/aMZ4QL0orw0?...
Michael Kiwanuka - Love & Hate (Live Session)
YouTube video by MichaelKiwanukaVEVO
youtu.be
October 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
@inertyd.bsky.social dammit man you can't delete a post when I'm in the middle of replying to it. I had an expert comedy response lined up for that.
October 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Just hanging around. 🙃
October 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
8 years ago, @un-ness-assary.bsky.social and I went to a 1920's themed party! We made sure everyone had cocktails.
October 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Ness wrote another thing!
open.substack.com/pub/unnessas...
Meet the surgeon
I got up super early for the appointment today, well in fact, I didn't go to bed.
open.substack.com
October 13, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Went for a walk on the beach with the canine idiots.
Fun was had.
October 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Ness wrote a thing.
Put it in your eyeballs, people. 😉

open.substack.com/pub/unnessas...
Pre-op nerves
Today has been a day.
open.substack.com
October 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I got the place to myself!
October 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Reposted by Confused Gibbon
This is the official return of a native species lost for over a century.
October 7, 2025 at 11:43 AM
When you log in to Bluesky to 30+ notifications, but it's all Bollocks.
October 7, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Exmoor did not disappoint this morning.
October 6, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Happy Birthday to my wife, best friend, and an absolute fucking liability.
@un-ness-assary.bsky.social
October 6, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Arrived at our Exmoor destination, ready to get up early and hopefully see some rutting stags.
Quick dusk hike to get the lay of the land.
October 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
From coast to Moor, Kernow is stunning!
@un-ness-assary.bsky.social
October 5, 2025 at 12:43 PM