Chris the Undead DM 💀
@confusatron.bsky.social
he/him
Musician, composer, music teacher, choir director, learner, nerd, DM, DnD enjoyer, TTRPG lover, skill collector, thing enjoyer, herald of woe, nightmare-unending, soul-drinker, dread sovereign of entropy and decay, lover of pie
venmo: Chris_the_DM
Musician, composer, music teacher, choir director, learner, nerd, DM, DnD enjoyer, TTRPG lover, skill collector, thing enjoyer, herald of woe, nightmare-unending, soul-drinker, dread sovereign of entropy and decay, lover of pie
venmo: Chris_the_DM
Their best move is "TECHNICALLY he wasn't a PEDOPHILE" huh
I sure wish we asked more follow-up questions in interviews. Very popular ones should be "what does [x] mean?" and "can you give a specific example of that?" and even "where do these numbers come from?" but we mostly hand them the mic
I sure wish we asked more follow-up questions in interviews. Very popular ones should be "what does [x] mean?" and "can you give a specific example of that?" and even "where do these numbers come from?" but we mostly hand them the mic
November 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Their best move is "TECHNICALLY he wasn't a PEDOPHILE" huh
I sure wish we asked more follow-up questions in interviews. Very popular ones should be "what does [x] mean?" and "can you give a specific example of that?" and even "where do these numbers come from?" but we mostly hand them the mic
I sure wish we asked more follow-up questions in interviews. Very popular ones should be "what does [x] mean?" and "can you give a specific example of that?" and even "where do these numbers come from?" but we mostly hand them the mic
Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' goes SO hard. What a damn song.
I read somewhere that every song but one from that album going platinum or number one or something kinda gnawed at his sanity, because he was chasing the perfect album thereafter
What an album Thriller is, man
I read somewhere that every song but one from that album going platinum or number one or something kinda gnawed at his sanity, because he was chasing the perfect album thereafter
What an album Thriller is, man
November 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' goes SO hard. What a damn song.
I read somewhere that every song but one from that album going platinum or number one or something kinda gnawed at his sanity, because he was chasing the perfect album thereafter
What an album Thriller is, man
I read somewhere that every song but one from that album going platinum or number one or something kinda gnawed at his sanity, because he was chasing the perfect album thereafter
What an album Thriller is, man
I'm closing in on the best offer for my car (for parts), and then she'll be gone for good. I'm in my feelings about it
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I'm closing in on the best offer for my car (for parts), and then she'll be gone for good. I'm in my feelings about it
I think close-up magic is absolutely delightful
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I think close-up magic is absolutely delightful
Car is totaled. $5,000 to fix. So yeah I'm kinda fucked. Gonna get pennies from a scrap place, and pennies from insurance. We didn't have commission coverage, because it's expensive. Being poor is expensive. At least I'm alive and have a place to live, but no car and can't afford... anything
Got in a wreck. Caused by a selfish prick cutting people off to get into an exit.
I'm physically ok, but damn I do not have the fortitude or money to deal with this. Fingers crossed the damage isn't too bad. Meanwhile, no car.
I'm physically ok, but damn I do not have the fortitude or money to deal with this. Fingers crossed the damage isn't too bad. Meanwhile, no car.
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Car is totaled. $5,000 to fix. So yeah I'm kinda fucked. Gonna get pennies from a scrap place, and pennies from insurance. We didn't have commission coverage, because it's expensive. Being poor is expensive. At least I'm alive and have a place to live, but no car and can't afford... anything
Got in a wreck. Caused by a selfish prick cutting people off to get into an exit.
I'm physically ok, but damn I do not have the fortitude or money to deal with this. Fingers crossed the damage isn't too bad. Meanwhile, no car.
I'm physically ok, but damn I do not have the fortitude or money to deal with this. Fingers crossed the damage isn't too bad. Meanwhile, no car.
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Got in a wreck. Caused by a selfish prick cutting people off to get into an exit.
I'm physically ok, but damn I do not have the fortitude or money to deal with this. Fingers crossed the damage isn't too bad. Meanwhile, no car.
I'm physically ok, but damn I do not have the fortitude or money to deal with this. Fingers crossed the damage isn't too bad. Meanwhile, no car.
Because a player's (cool, inventive) backstory and motivations has caused me to need to think about this:
What would happen, in a world with magic and gods and stuff, when a person has lost every memory they had? If they power spells by losing a memory each time in chronological order?
What would happen, in a world with magic and gods and stuff, when a person has lost every memory they had? If they power spells by losing a memory each time in chronological order?
November 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Because a player's (cool, inventive) backstory and motivations has caused me to need to think about this:
What would happen, in a world with magic and gods and stuff, when a person has lost every memory they had? If they power spells by losing a memory each time in chronological order?
What would happen, in a world with magic and gods and stuff, when a person has lost every memory they had? If they power spells by losing a memory each time in chronological order?
I want more Kingsman movies. Manners maketh man, and those movies maketh me smile
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I want more Kingsman movies. Manners maketh man, and those movies maketh me smile
Did you remember remember, or did you forget forget, or is it even on your calendar calendar?
Regardless happy fifth of November to all who celebrate
Regardless happy fifth of November to all who celebrate
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Did you remember remember, or did you forget forget, or is it even on your calendar calendar?
Regardless happy fifth of November to all who celebrate
Regardless happy fifth of November to all who celebrate
He signs his posts like how your grandparents sign their texts
The posts are vague, directionless ranting usually, from what I've seen. Often actually saying very little if anything. They are, to (semi-accurately) quote Baldur's Gate 3, "ramblings most unsane"
The posts are vague, directionless ranting usually, from what I've seen. Often actually saying very little if anything. They are, to (semi-accurately) quote Baldur's Gate 3, "ramblings most unsane"
November 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
He signs his posts like how your grandparents sign their texts
The posts are vague, directionless ranting usually, from what I've seen. Often actually saying very little if anything. They are, to (semi-accurately) quote Baldur's Gate 3, "ramblings most unsane"
The posts are vague, directionless ranting usually, from what I've seen. Often actually saying very little if anything. They are, to (semi-accurately) quote Baldur's Gate 3, "ramblings most unsane"
What I'm saying is Longfellow had dealings with a ghost that looked like a little girl who did at least one thing that terrified him
Also if you can handle a beginning with bad guys doing TRULY horrible things to innocent people, both Becky movies are good with -let's just say- satisfying endings
Also if you can handle a beginning with bad guys doing TRULY horrible things to innocent people, both Becky movies are good with -let's just say- satisfying endings
I loved Becky, and had one of those moments where I knew I'd get along with the makers of the movie, the moment she quoted one of my fave poems by one of my fave poets, "there was a little girl" by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. Weird little poems that somehow feel paranormal are my jam
November 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
What I'm saying is Longfellow had dealings with a ghost that looked like a little girl who did at least one thing that terrified him
Also if you can handle a beginning with bad guys doing TRULY horrible things to innocent people, both Becky movies are good with -let's just say- satisfying endings
Also if you can handle a beginning with bad guys doing TRULY horrible things to innocent people, both Becky movies are good with -let's just say- satisfying endings
Reposted by Chris the Undead DM 💀
I loved Becky, and had one of those moments where I knew I'd get along with the makers of the movie, the moment she quoted one of my fave poems by one of my fave poets, "there was a little girl" by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. Weird little poems that somehow feel paranormal are my jam
November 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I loved Becky, and had one of those moments where I knew I'd get along with the makers of the movie, the moment she quoted one of my fave poems by one of my fave poets, "there was a little girl" by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. Weird little poems that somehow feel paranormal are my jam
As a rule I don't celebrate anyone's death, it's just not something I'm in the business of doing.
AND:
The world is much better for countless people, and hope a tiny bit more possible, with him no longer here. He and karl rove made this world so very much darker. I'm glad his voice is silent now
AND:
The world is much better for countless people, and hope a tiny bit more possible, with him no longer here. He and karl rove made this world so very much darker. I'm glad his voice is silent now
November 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
As a rule I don't celebrate anyone's death, it's just not something I'm in the business of doing.
AND:
The world is much better for countless people, and hope a tiny bit more possible, with him no longer here. He and karl rove made this world so very much darker. I'm glad his voice is silent now
AND:
The world is much better for countless people, and hope a tiny bit more possible, with him no longer here. He and karl rove made this world so very much darker. I'm glad his voice is silent now
Reposted by Chris the Undead DM 💀
Reposted by Chris the Undead DM 💀
ELECT THE HOT GUY NOT THE PREDATOR
On this beautiful morning in Astoria, I cast my ballot for our city and our future.
I hope you will too.
I hope you will too.
November 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
ELECT THE HOT GUY NOT THE PREDATOR
Reposted by Chris the Undead DM 💀
just restocked laura palmer ya sickos
my last treat of the year!!!!!🕯️✨
when you buy two prints of any size you get your third one free 💚
this will be my last sale of the year and i wanted to thank you all for sharing my art, having a piece on your wall or gifting a piece to a loved one, all of those things have made my heart so big
when you buy two prints of any size you get your third one free 💚
this will be my last sale of the year and i wanted to thank you all for sharing my art, having a piece on your wall or gifting a piece to a loved one, all of those things have made my heart so big
November 4, 2025 at 10:59 AM
just restocked laura palmer ya sickos
The knowledge that Stinky Wizzleteats was based on Burl Ives has broken me and today I'm reassembled into a person who is desperate for a Stinky Wizzleteats version of Silver & Gold. It would be magnificently bonkers
I'll write it if I have to!
I'll write it if I have to!
November 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The knowledge that Stinky Wizzleteats was based on Burl Ives has broken me and today I'm reassembled into a person who is desperate for a Stinky Wizzleteats version of Silver & Gold. It would be magnificently bonkers
I'll write it if I have to!
I'll write it if I have to!
vh1's Where Are They Now: Stinky Wizzleteats
November 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
vh1's Where Are They Now: Stinky Wizzleteats
He's been president for one (1) year
November 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
He's been president for one (1) year
Had one yesterday, processed it during the phase between waiting for meds to work and hangover onset. The phase where the headache can come back sometimes like a lil aftershock. It did. It's gone today though and I'm like halfway through the hangover. Time for coffee
Migraines are a whole thing, man. Mine are:
-horrible headache, usually starting really quickly
-migraine meds, which make you feel horrible: indigestion, heartburn, cold extremities, nausea
-waiting for that to work
-then as a treat: a hangover for like 12 hours, feeling clumsy and groggy
-horrible headache, usually starting really quickly
-migraine meds, which make you feel horrible: indigestion, heartburn, cold extremities, nausea
-waiting for that to work
-then as a treat: a hangover for like 12 hours, feeling clumsy and groggy
November 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Had one yesterday, processed it during the phase between waiting for meds to work and hangover onset. The phase where the headache can come back sometimes like a lil aftershock. It did. It's gone today though and I'm like halfway through the hangover. Time for coffee
I'm a big fan of nuance, personally
November 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I'm a big fan of nuance, personally
I had to raise my voice to a kid today. That never ever happens. But yeah... full raised voice
November 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I had to raise my voice to a kid today. That never ever happens. But yeah... full raised voice
Migraines are a whole thing, man. Mine are:
-horrible headache, usually starting really quickly
-migraine meds, which make you feel horrible: indigestion, heartburn, cold extremities, nausea
-waiting for that to work
-then as a treat: a hangover for like 12 hours, feeling clumsy and groggy
-horrible headache, usually starting really quickly
-migraine meds, which make you feel horrible: indigestion, heartburn, cold extremities, nausea
-waiting for that to work
-then as a treat: a hangover for like 12 hours, feeling clumsy and groggy
November 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Migraines are a whole thing, man. Mine are:
-horrible headache, usually starting really quickly
-migraine meds, which make you feel horrible: indigestion, heartburn, cold extremities, nausea
-waiting for that to work
-then as a treat: a hangover for like 12 hours, feeling clumsy and groggy
-horrible headache, usually starting really quickly
-migraine meds, which make you feel horrible: indigestion, heartburn, cold extremities, nausea
-waiting for that to work
-then as a treat: a hangover for like 12 hours, feeling clumsy and groggy
1, 4, and 9
November 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
1, 4, and 9