Confessio Amantis
confessorprofessor.bsky.social
Confessio Amantis
@confessorprofessor.bsky.social
'Quiero hacer contigo
lo que la primavera hace con los cerezos.'

Occasionally 🔞/NSFW. No minors.
December 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
#TuesdayTie
#GoldonGold
Who says men can't show their personality through their clothes at work?
December 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Hasbara at its most disgusting.

Israel has turned a whole country of gardens into a lifeless desert.

Ubi solitudinem facium pacem appellant.
December 2, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Your AVI...let's see it
December 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Seems a very good reason to ensure that trans kids get the medicine they need to put puberty on hold until they are old enough to give informed consent about how they want to live their lives.

You know, that perfectly safe medicine we give to cis kids undergoing early puberty.
December 1, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Tried to upload a cheery Christmas AV, inspired by the beautiful @ghostsinsnow.bsky.social Ended up, of course, looking like a murderer.

I promise that I am quite a cheery, friendly, approachable soul. It's only my face that makes infants hide behind sofas and grown men howl at the moon. 😭
November 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I have never, in my near-50 years, wished for human company and not had it.
Every minute of every hour of every day, by contrast, I have human company, unwished for.

Is there some way of arranging things so that the lonely could take solace and comfort in what to others is an intolerable burden?
November 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
The best Sid Meier game will always be Alpha Centauri, partly because factionalism and clashing ideologies are far more historically common than we imagine.
One depressing takeaway here is that far too many people think that Civilization 5 is an accurate simulation of how countries fight each other
if no one else is willing to say it, i will: i don’t think russia is going to attack ireland
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health.
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
#TummyTuesday
Oh, I am tired.
November 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
#TummyTuesday, then bed.
Good night and sweet dreams, beautiful people.
November 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
#SoftcockSunday
These jersey trunks feel so gorgeous.
November 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
O what a seamless web we weave,
When in our friends we can believe.

Happy #SkircleSunday to all who celebrate. I am very lucky in my friends.
November 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
So much yearning. I am untethered, free-floating on the rip-tide of Desire, which carries me far from home.
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Arma virumque cano.
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Rodent is usually spot-on, but what they SPECIFICALLY love is one they can claim is on the left, or at least plausibly originating there, so that they can keep claiming a consensus on their frothing, swivel-eyed agenda.

That's why the Labour Party is so much more damaging than the Tories.
Find someone who loves you as much as British political journalists love an extremely right wing crackpot arsehole
November 22, 2025 at 10:06 AM
God forbid a woman have hobbies. 🤬
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 AM
FFS, Crawley.

I get what Duckett is for. Sometimes it works, sometimes not. But what cricket problem EVER has the answer 'Zac Crawley'?

'We need someone to waft airily outside 6th stump'?

'How do we get Root in early?'
#Ashes
#AusvEng
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Make them feel really at home this Thanksgiving by violently kidnapping them in front of their children, then sending them to an overcrowded maximum security prison in a different country.
It's almost Thanksgiving! Got an ICE member coming for dinner at your house? No you don't! Can't stop them because you're not the one hosting? No problem. You can shun them, mock them, shame them, cough in their food. They get the weird chair. No weird chair? Make a weird chair.
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I caught myself in the bathroom mirror and, for once, thought I looked beautiful.

I rushed to take selfies, to preserve the moment forever.

In every single one, I look hideous. Not just ugly and obese, but fearsome: a butter sculpture studded with knives.

This is what it means to eat the fruit.
November 19, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I don't know if this counts, but Happy #TittyTuesday, everybody.
November 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
It's also because they are the most shallow, incurious sacks of haunted meat ever to haul themselves upright. It's why the idolize AI and 'the singularity'; it's why they don't understand films or books.

Ask them WHY money, a mere token for inefficient rationing, matters to them. They'll implode.
These guys idolize relentless work because they’ve never worked a single day in their entire lives AND they know their lifestyles rely on the labour of others.

Make this asshole a fry cook at McDonald’s for a week and ask him about vacations.
Musk was also getting heavily into SEO around this time, an interest he appears to have shared with Epstein, so the lack of contemporary records isn't surprising... whether at St Barts or Little St James, he'd have sought to conceal records of any vacation-like activity

www.cnbc.com/2019/11/02/w...
November 18, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Thoroughly becatted.
November 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
In 'Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius', Borges writes of a nounless language, in which, for example, the sentence 'The moon rose above the river' would be translated as 'Onwards, beyond the upstreaming, it mooned.'

It's a fun exercise in perspective.

'Firewards, along the thick rugging, it catted.'
November 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
November 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM