Confessio Amantis
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Confessio Amantis
@confessorprofessor.bsky.social
'Quiero hacer contigo
lo que la primavera hace con los cerezos.'

Occasionally 🔞/NSFW. No minors.
I know that's true of impact pain. But I have no experience with tattoos and don't know how deeply the needle goes in..presumably the epidermis is a similar depth regardlessm
November 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Interesting. Does fat have nerve endings?
November 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
John Fœtid Man.
November 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Very sensible, but of course I'm sorry. 10 years is an impressive run, though. 🫂
November 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I'm sorry, Becka! Was it closing up, or infected?
November 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
That's a grim perspective. Which is not to say it's wholly false, I know. But. 💔
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
It's been a long time since I've seen thorns and ashes in the wild.
November 15, 2025 at 6:54 AM
"No, I said Apple TV and chill. And get your fucking hands away from that remote if you prefer your ulnar artery intact."
November 15, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Missed connection:

I was the beautiful mortal, gazing into the limpid depths of a spring-fed pool in the heart of your shady domain. You were picking hemlock under a red moon. Your dryads reached out to me, but I fled, fearing your wrath at my blasphemous trespass. Was I wrong to run?

Box 7965.
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 AM
He's left-handed and is holding the hammer too high up.

Leonidas would have had him exposed on a hillside at birth.
November 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The woodchipper would spit her out, like her mother should have done with the sperm that eventually congealed into her.
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Men like that should be tattooed with a red flag on their forehead.
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
You seriously know how to holiday. Just beautiful. ❤️❤️
November 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I called someone a yotta male the other day, but he was too yotta to know Greek.
November 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
November 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Oh, please do. And join writing groups, online or local, to keep it fresh, keep you motivated, and for wonderful support.
November 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The bar for men is SO FUCKING LOW.

And yet.
November 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I drank a Vita Coco (with extra coconut) just yesterday. But I'm not sure I could solo on it.

There is an unintentionally disgusting scene in The Coral Island about coconuts. Full of 'lifted the hairy nuts to their mouths' and 'the thick, milky liquid dripped down his chin'.
November 14, 2025 at 10:11 AM