Confessio Amantis
@confessorprofessor.bsky.social
'Quiero hacer contigo
lo que la primavera hace con los cerezos.'
Occasionally 🔞/NSFW. No minors.
lo que la primavera hace con los cerezos.'
Occasionally 🔞/NSFW. No minors.
I've read both these and the only reason would be to maybe jolt a few readers into reading them, because they are astoundingly, life-changingly brilliant.
November 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I've read both these and the only reason would be to maybe jolt a few readers into reading them, because they are astoundingly, life-changingly brilliant.
Just sneaking in a #ThighThursday pic before the GMT deadline, and before sleep.
As ever, please click for the intended effect. ❤️
As ever, please click for the intended effect. ❤️
November 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Just sneaking in a #ThighThursday pic before the GMT deadline, and before sleep.
As ever, please click for the intended effect. ❤️
As ever, please click for the intended effect. ❤️
This MUST have inspired the wonderful short animation Alma.
November 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
This MUST have inspired the wonderful short animation Alma.
What with the woman at the gym getting flustered when she asked if I'd finished with 'the rowing machine' (she meant leg press), followed by exclaiming over the weight I'd been doing, and then the woman on the bus staring very obviously at my arms, it's been a day of much-needed little affirmations.
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
What with the woman at the gym getting flustered when she asked if I'd finished with 'the rowing machine' (she meant leg press), followed by exclaiming over the weight I'd been doing, and then the woman on the bus staring very obviously at my arms, it's been a day of much-needed little affirmations.
Absolute crashing, foamy, monstrous tsunami of desire just now, picking me up, spinning me round, slamming me against the hidden rocks of need, slicked and shiny with imagination.
If getting fitter makes me hornier, that's an unlooked-for bonus. But ach, no outlet.
If getting fitter makes me hornier, that's an unlooked-for bonus. But ach, no outlet.
November 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Absolute crashing, foamy, monstrous tsunami of desire just now, picking me up, spinning me round, slamming me against the hidden rocks of need, slicked and shiny with imagination.
If getting fitter makes me hornier, that's an unlooked-for bonus. But ach, no outlet.
If getting fitter makes me hornier, that's an unlooked-for bonus. But ach, no outlet.
Sorry to repost myself, and I wouldn't if there were an edit button, but: this really is one that needs to be clicked to get the full wet effect.
No sound, or at least none required.
No sound, or at least none required.
November 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Sorry to repost myself, and I wouldn't if there were an edit button, but: this really is one that needs to be clicked to get the full wet effect.
No sound, or at least none required.
No sound, or at least none required.
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Extremely busy day, but squeezed in a big 45-minute gym session. Biceps 70kg, chest 60, lats 60, low row 90, leg curls 60, leg expander 60, leg press 200. 3x15 of each, so 27 tons exactly.
600kg per minute, or 10kg per second. My himbofication continues apace. I *shall* be pretty by Christmas.
600kg per minute, or 10kg per second. My himbofication continues apace. I *shall* be pretty by Christmas.
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Extremely busy day, but squeezed in a big 45-minute gym session. Biceps 70kg, chest 60, lats 60, low row 90, leg curls 60, leg expander 60, leg press 200. 3x15 of each, so 27 tons exactly.
600kg per minute, or 10kg per second. My himbofication continues apace. I *shall* be pretty by Christmas.
600kg per minute, or 10kg per second. My himbofication continues apace. I *shall* be pretty by Christmas.
Age yourself with gaming.
God, I loved this. And the graphics honestly blew me away. Cassette drive, 1986.
God, I loved this. And the graphics honestly blew me away. Cassette drive, 1986.
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Age yourself with gaming.
God, I loved this. And the graphics honestly blew me away. Cassette drive, 1986.
God, I loved this. And the graphics honestly blew me away. Cassette drive, 1986.
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The Assassin's Creedification of public space.
A 450-foot Prometheus. A 500-foot George Washington. Tech investors are racing to build colossal monuments celebrating Western power.
America’s Tech Right Is Obsessed With Building Giant Statues
With proposals for a 450-foot statue of Prometheus on Alcatraz and a 650-foot George Washington, MAGA adherents are racing to build America’s largest statue.
bloom.bg
November 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The Assassin's Creedification of public space.
I was told by more than one boy at my school that me having a girlfriend - at 15, I wasn't a little kid - was gay.
I wonder how they are doing now.
I wonder how they are doing now.
Good morning Bluesky. What's the most ridiculous thing that you've been told is "gay"? Or at least "gay when a man does it"?
I'll start: birthday parties.
I'll start: birthday parties.
November 9, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I was told by more than one boy at my school that me having a girlfriend - at 15, I wasn't a little kid - was gay.
I wonder how they are doing now.
I wonder how they are doing now.
Communication: the cause of, and solution to, all the world's problems.
November 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Communication: the cause of, and solution to, all the world's problems.
November 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Reposted by Confessio Amantis
My friend Kazem is wounded and he's trying so hard to keep his family afloat. Please help if you can
chuffed.org/project/1307...
chuffed.org/project/1307...
November 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My friend Kazem is wounded and he's trying so hard to keep his family afloat. Please help if you can
chuffed.org/project/1307...
chuffed.org/project/1307...
I have been so RIDICULOUSLY horny for 48 hours now.
Argh. Friends, please tell me not to post cock pics, and that I'll regret it if I do. My judgement is severely impaired by a loss of blood to the brain.
Argh. Friends, please tell me not to post cock pics, and that I'll regret it if I do. My judgement is severely impaired by a loss of blood to the brain.
November 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I have been so RIDICULOUSLY horny for 48 hours now.
Argh. Friends, please tell me not to post cock pics, and that I'll regret it if I do. My judgement is severely impaired by a loss of blood to the brain.
Argh. Friends, please tell me not to post cock pics, and that I'll regret it if I do. My judgement is severely impaired by a loss of blood to the brain.
If you see this quote with a female anime character you love.
November 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
If you see this quote with a female anime character you love.
This account smells of vétiver and oud, oak-gall ink and fresh-laid Venetian paper; of hope ossified, dreams deferred to the day the stars are interred, and fingers palsied with age; of smoke-soaked whisky, wood-fires, and bergamot glowing in lapis bowls.
Saw @greytones.bsky.social version of this on threads and thought would bring over here:
This account smells of orange blossom and waterlilies, terrible procrastination, an occasional crash out, a dash of Irish coffee, a smattering of filthy thoughts and a pinch of ginger and lemongrass.
This account smells of orange blossom and waterlilies, terrible procrastination, an occasional crash out, a dash of Irish coffee, a smattering of filthy thoughts and a pinch of ginger and lemongrass.
November 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This account smells of vétiver and oud, oak-gall ink and fresh-laid Venetian paper; of hope ossified, dreams deferred to the day the stars are interred, and fingers palsied with age; of smoke-soaked whisky, wood-fires, and bergamot glowing in lapis bowls.
Only one party can defeat Reform: it's all very well going with your heart, but voting for a minority party like Labour risks letting Farage in.
#UKGreens
#UKGreens
November 3, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Only one party can defeat Reform: it's all very well going with your heart, but voting for a minority party like Labour risks letting Farage in.
#UKGreens
#UKGreens
Absolutely not. Robots are too fucking needy. I'm not feeding their data-fetish.
When they mass produce the fuck-robots, will you* be fucking robots, or is human to human intimacy too important to you?
*economic circumstances aside
*economic circumstances aside
November 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Absolutely not. Robots are too fucking needy. I'm not feeding their data-fetish.
Something Renaissance about the lines and colours here.
November 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Something Renaissance about the lines and colours here.
November 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM