Conan the Grammarian
@conanthegrammarian.bsky.social
Former Time Inc., Nat Geo, AARP. Proud evictee from most major social media. Unclear how much longer I’ll be tolerated here.
Meet Einsatzgruppenführer Gregory Bovino and his macho silver can of Mace.
Thug trash.
Border Patrol agents stage show of force at Newsom's 'big beautiful press conference'
August 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Meet Einsatzgruppenführer Gregory Bovino and his macho silver can of Mace.
An outrageous case of police brutality. Every cop shown gleefully piling on should be sued out of MPD.
#ThugsInBlue
#ThugsInBlue
this person should get a lawyer, and, if they don't have a lawyer, my number is easy to find
DC police are using excessive force against Black people
August 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
An outrageous case of police brutality. Every cop shown gleefully piling on should be sued out of MPD.
#ThugsInBlue
#ThugsInBlue
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"If you live in Alaska, I need you to buy a Ukrainian flag and turn any area that Putin is going to be into a sea of Ukrainian flags - so many that, when Putin lands, all he's going to see is just yellow and blue."
August 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
This piece of toad shit is one infarction away from the presidency.
genuinely brings me pleasure that no one respects this guy (least of all himself)
Meanwhile in Oxfordshire, UK....
Endlessly vacationing Vance is getting booted out of British pubs.
Even the pints are telling him to fuck off.
Endlessly vacationing Vance is getting booted out of British pubs.
Even the pints are telling him to fuck off.
August 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
This piece of toad shit is one infarction away from the presidency.
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Hey you short-fingered vulgarian, don't you dare fucking sell, barter, or give away one iota of Alaska to that war criminal.
August 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Hey you short-fingered vulgarian, don't you dare fucking sell, barter, or give away one iota of Alaska to that war criminal.
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For 90 years, Social Security has paid out every benefit owed to every eligible American. Now Trump is working overtime to dismantle it.
We won’t let them privatize Social Security.
Instead, we must expand benefits and its solvency by making the wealthy pay their fair share.
We won’t let them privatize Social Security.
Instead, we must expand benefits and its solvency by making the wealthy pay their fair share.
Why Is Social Security So Popular? | Sen. Bernie Sanders
YouTube video by Senator Bernie Sanders
youtu.be
August 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
For 90 years, Social Security has paid out every benefit owed to every eligible American. Now Trump is working overtime to dismantle it.
We won’t let them privatize Social Security.
Instead, we must expand benefits and its solvency by making the wealthy pay their fair share.
We won’t let them privatize Social Security.
Instead, we must expand benefits and its solvency by making the wealthy pay their fair share.
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1. A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
2. A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.
3. A question mark walks into a bar?
2. A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.
3. A question mark walks into a bar?
Seven Bar Jokes Involving Grammar and Punctuation
1. A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves. 2. A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartende...
buff.ly
August 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
1. A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
2. A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.
3. A question mark walks into a bar?
2. A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.
3. A question mark walks into a bar?
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He spends $200 MILLION of your💰on a ballroom and his family doesn’t deny making billions off his presidency.
As you cheer for him caging brown ice cream men & kids, he invades DC to cover a child sex trafficking ring and trashes the constitution to cling to power.
He laughs.
As you cheer for him caging brown ice cream men & kids, he invades DC to cover a child sex trafficking ring and trashes the constitution to cling to power.
He laughs.
August 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM
He spends $200 MILLION of your💰on a ballroom and his family doesn’t deny making billions off his presidency.
As you cheer for him caging brown ice cream men & kids, he invades DC to cover a child sex trafficking ring and trashes the constitution to cling to power.
He laughs.
As you cheer for him caging brown ice cream men & kids, he invades DC to cover a child sex trafficking ring and trashes the constitution to cling to power.
He laughs.
Beware of flying sandwiches.
#CloudyWithAChanceOfMeatballs
#CloudyWithAChanceOfMeatballs
I hope your community is never occupied like LA or DC. But if it is, you’ll quickly find that people don’t take kindly to having their city under federal control. And folks are just getting started.
📌 Protesters gathered near a checkpoint in the U Street corridor in Northwest Washington.
📌 Protesters gathered near a checkpoint in the U Street corridor in Northwest Washington.
August 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Beware of flying sandwiches.
#CloudyWithAChanceOfMeatballs
#CloudyWithAChanceOfMeatballs
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Three really obvious questions to ask Trump that he isn’t getting asked:
1. Who transferred Ghislaine Maxwell and why? If you don’t know, why don’t you know?
2. Why did you pardon hundreds of violent criminals if you are worried about crime in DC?
2. How much is a pound of ground beef?
1. Who transferred Ghislaine Maxwell and why? If you don’t know, why don’t you know?
2. Why did you pardon hundreds of violent criminals if you are worried about crime in DC?
2. How much is a pound of ground beef?
August 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Three really obvious questions to ask Trump that he isn’t getting asked:
1. Who transferred Ghislaine Maxwell and why? If you don’t know, why don’t you know?
2. Why did you pardon hundreds of violent criminals if you are worried about crime in DC?
2. How much is a pound of ground beef?
1. Who transferred Ghislaine Maxwell and why? If you don’t know, why don’t you know?
2. Why did you pardon hundreds of violent criminals if you are worried about crime in DC?
2. How much is a pound of ground beef?
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Folks in tejas, such as my partner and I, have thoughts on this first strike in what our friends at the @texasobserver.org called a "gerrymandering arms race." Hopefully the online factions that revel in bashing the (people of the) state over and over for repub antics here can see our struggle now.
August 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Folks in tejas, such as my partner and I, have thoughts on this first strike in what our friends at the @texasobserver.org called a "gerrymandering arms race." Hopefully the online factions that revel in bashing the (people of the) state over and over for repub antics here can see our struggle now.
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My new story about the impending raids/arrests. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
August 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
My new story about the impending raids/arrests. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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Truly being “pro-family” means ensuring access and cost of care - including IVF - never stands in the way of someone choosing to start or grow their family.
Trump breaking his promise about something as important as this might not be surprising, but it is cruel.
Trump breaking his promise about something as important as this might not be surprising, but it is cruel.
August 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Truly being “pro-family” means ensuring access and cost of care - including IVF - never stands in the way of someone choosing to start or grow their family.
Trump breaking his promise about something as important as this might not be surprising, but it is cruel.
Trump breaking his promise about something as important as this might not be surprising, but it is cruel.
Warning: International war criminal Vladimir Putin at “wark” here. 💩🇷🇺💩
August 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Warning: International war criminal Vladimir Putin at “wark” here. 💩🇷🇺💩
More of Putin’s handiwork, ladies and gentlemen. He is the Devil come to Earth.
👊 🇺🇦 🔥
👊 🇺🇦 🔥
August 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
More of Putin’s handiwork, ladies and gentlemen. He is the Devil come to Earth.
👊 🇺🇦 🔥
👊 🇺🇦 🔥
#TodaysNeologism, courtesy of @pensivetoker.bsky.social, is “ammosexuals.”
These people are armed to the teeth. They take family holiday photos with toddlers holding AR-15s and mail them out as tidings of joy!
They’re ammosexuals cosplaying as functioning adults.
They’re ammosexuals cosplaying as functioning adults.
August 14, 2025 at 10:23 AM
#TodaysNeologism, courtesy of @pensivetoker.bsky.social, is “ammosexuals.”
Punctuationally, I miss my period.
August 14, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Punctuationally, I miss my period.
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People are being very obvious about using the phrase "feeling unsafe" in place of "being super racist" lately
August 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
People are being very obvious about using the phrase "feeling unsafe" in place of "being super racist" lately
This is some BLShit!
blithely lying knowing there are zero consequences for lying is a hallmark of this administration
(NBC News) - President Donald Trump's pick to run the Bureau of Labor Statistics was among the crowd outside the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, with the White House saying he was a "bystander" who wandered over after seeing coverage on the news.
@ryanjreilly.com
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
@ryanjreilly.com
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
August 14, 2025 at 9:38 AM
This is some BLShit!
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We haven’t expanded the size of the House since before the baby boom. 42 senators represent states with a combined population smaller than that of California’s.
www.pbump.net/o/the-declin...
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The decline of representation in our representative democracy
The effort by Texas Republicans to wring five more GOP House seats from their state triggered a range of responses. For example: This doesn't seem like something that a party confident in its electora...
www.pbump.net
August 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
We haven’t expanded the size of the House since before the baby boom. 42 senators represent states with a combined population smaller than that of California’s.
www.pbump.net/o/the-declin...
www.pbump.net/o/the-declin...
Mark Wayne Mullet rides again.
never misses
August 14, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Mark Wayne Mullet rides again.
Thank you for your attention to this mad hatter.
August 14, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Thank you for your attention to this mad hatter.
Make it so.
August 14, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Make it so.