Conan the Grammarian
@conanthegrammarian.bsky.social
Former Time Inc., Nat Geo, AARP. Proud evictee from most major social media. Unclear how much longer I’ll be tolerated here.
Warning: International war criminal Vladimir Putin at “wark” here. 💩🇷🇺💩
August 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Warning: International war criminal Vladimir Putin at “wark” here. 💩🇷🇺💩
More of Putin’s handiwork, ladies and gentlemen. He is the Devil come to Earth.
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August 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
More of Putin’s handiwork, ladies and gentlemen. He is the Devil come to Earth.
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Make it so.
August 14, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Make it so.
Let’s hope Cheetolini’s stormtroopers can locate this criminal element in D.C.!
August 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Let’s hope Cheetolini’s stormtroopers can locate this criminal element in D.C.!
Breaking: Cheetolini stormtroopers dodge joggers, contemplate purchasing cold bottled water from strolling vendors on a warm summer’s day in the criminal maelstrom that is Washington, D.C. #HitlerWouldBeProud
August 13, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Breaking: Cheetolini stormtroopers dodge joggers, contemplate purchasing cold bottled water from strolling vendors on a warm summer’s day in the criminal maelstrom that is Washington, D.C. #HitlerWouldBeProud
How to tell civilization is about to collapse.
August 7, 2025 at 1:45 PM
How to tell civilization is about to collapse.
@nytimes.com pundit of 1923: “The Beer Hall Putsch has injected a new element of unpredictability into an already fractious contest.”
August 7, 2025 at 12:17 PM
@nytimes.com pundit of 1923: “The Beer Hall Putsch has injected a new element of unpredictability into an already fractious contest.”
New Yorkers should reject the @nytimes.com suggestion that making the city habitable again is “leftist.”
August 7, 2025 at 12:08 PM
New Yorkers should reject the @nytimes.com suggestion that making the city habitable again is “leftist.”
This *Nature* headline is either meta or ironic:
August 6, 2025 at 11:24 AM
This *Nature* headline is either meta or ironic:
Make America Gritty Again?
August 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Make America Gritty Again?
Make America Gray Again
August 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Make America Gray Again
I kennot believe how many kenpuns @kenjennings.bsky.social shoehorned into this table of kentents! @scribnerbooks.bsky.social @simonschusterca.bsky.social
August 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I kennot believe how many kenpuns @kenjennings.bsky.social shoehorned into this table of kentents! @scribnerbooks.bsky.social @simonschusterca.bsky.social
There goes my August. @kenjennings.bsky.social
August 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
There goes my August. @kenjennings.bsky.social
Goodbye, democracy.
Hello, fascism.
Hello, fascism.
July 31, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Goodbye, democracy.
Hello, fascism.
Hello, fascism.
He claimed the election was rigged. Then he made sure it was so.
July 31, 2025 at 10:59 AM
He claimed the election was rigged. Then he made sure it was so.
Et pour répondre à une question que vous n'avez même pas encore posée, je prévois de porter ce T-shirt lors de la prochaine réunion du Fan Club Peter Sokolowski!! @petersokolowski.bsky.social @laeliaveron.bsky.social
July 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Et pour répondre à une question que vous n'avez même pas encore posée, je prévois de porter ce T-shirt lors de la prochaine réunion du Fan Club Peter Sokolowski!! @petersokolowski.bsky.social @laeliaveron.bsky.social
Breaking news:
Trump Undergoes Successful Gender-Reassignment Surgery
President transitions from total dick to complete cunt in just 191 days
Trump Undergoes Successful Gender-Reassignment Surgery
President transitions from total dick to complete cunt in just 191 days
July 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Breaking news:
Trump Undergoes Successful Gender-Reassignment Surgery
President transitions from total dick to complete cunt in just 191 days
Trump Undergoes Successful Gender-Reassignment Surgery
President transitions from total dick to complete cunt in just 191 days
Elon Musk has the blood of innocents on his hands.
July 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Elon Musk has the blood of innocents on his hands.
Actually, @ushmm.bsky.social, if you’re truly in the market for UNDENIABLE TRUTH, how about acknowledging that Israel is conducting a callously systematic genocide of the Palestinian people? @aipac1.bsky.social
July 26, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Actually, @ushmm.bsky.social, if you’re truly in the market for UNDENIABLE TRUTH, how about acknowledging that Israel is conducting a callously systematic genocide of the Palestinian people? @aipac1.bsky.social
I hear they are adding a new wing dedicated to the Palestinian Holocaust.
#IsraeliGenocide
#IsraeliGenocide
July 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I hear they are adding a new wing dedicated to the Palestinian Holocaust.
#IsraeliGenocide
#IsraeliGenocide
🇺🇸 💵 + 🇮🇱 💣 = 🇵🇸 ☠️
July 25, 2025 at 10:42 AM
🇺🇸 💵 + 🇮🇱 💣 = 🇵🇸 ☠️
Your tax dollar$ at work.
#IsraeliGenocide
#IsraeliGenocide
July 25, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Your tax dollar$ at work.
#IsraeliGenocide
#IsraeliGenocide