Commie Space Wizard
@commiespacewizard.bsky.social
They/them - Cat person (ambiguous) - Politics, shitposting, and a loose assortment of rotating hyperfixations - mtg, Warhammer, etc.
To address the most common question about my name: Yes, I am in fact an actual, real-life space wizard.
To address the most common question about my name: Yes, I am in fact an actual, real-life space wizard.
Sometimes I will think about that time an update to World of Warcraft randomly changed the randomly assigned names of all the Warlock demon pets, and suddenly the forums were full of warlocks posting things like "My voidwalker feels like a stranger now."
November 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Sometimes I will think about that time an update to World of Warcraft randomly changed the randomly assigned names of all the Warlock demon pets, and suddenly the forums were full of warlocks posting things like "My voidwalker feels like a stranger now."
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succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
I think a lot more than I'd care to admit is explained by the fact that I got shown the movies Alien and Species waaaaay sooner than I should have been.
November 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I think a lot more than I'd care to admit is explained by the fact that I got shown the movies Alien and Species waaaaay sooner than I should have been.
A few days ago I found a cute little jumping spider hanging out in my car. Now, she lives in a little enclosure on my desk munching bugs whenever she wants. After a bit of research, I discovered she is a Johnson's jumping spider.
What kind of cat do I have? He's a 100% purebred black & white idiot.
What kind of cat do I have? He's a 100% purebred black & white idiot.
November 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
A few days ago I found a cute little jumping spider hanging out in my car. Now, she lives in a little enclosure on my desk munching bugs whenever she wants. After a bit of research, I discovered she is a Johnson's jumping spider.
What kind of cat do I have? He's a 100% purebred black & white idiot.
What kind of cat do I have? He's a 100% purebred black & white idiot.
We're gonna need so many new Nurembergs.
November 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
We're gonna need so many new Nurembergs.
In case anyone was still not clear, the starving of millions of innocent women and children is actually the point. It's not an unfortunate side effect, it's their main bargaining position and nothing can be allowed to interfere with that.
The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
November 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
In case anyone was still not clear, the starving of millions of innocent women and children is actually the point. It's not an unfortunate side effect, it's their main bargaining position and nothing can be allowed to interfere with that.
Nothing quite like a gas station sandwich, the food of the working class. If it doesn't require a constitution check to eat I don't want it.
November 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Nothing quite like a gas station sandwich, the food of the working class. If it doesn't require a constitution check to eat I don't want it.
The number one trying I tell people who don't know what to do is "feed people who need feeding."
Now you can do that and maybe win some cards. EoE is a gorgeous set, and there are going to be a lot of people needing food soon and a lot of food banks loosing funding.
Now you can do that and maybe win some cards. EoE is a gorgeous set, and there are going to be a lot of people needing food soon and a lot of food banks loosing funding.
With funding for US Food Assistance programs running out, I'm giving away one Edge of Eternities Booster Box to a random entrant who has donated to a local food pantry. The winner and four runners up will also get a copy of the Magic Cookbook.
See rules in next posts. Closes at midnight on 11/3.
See rules in next posts. Closes at midnight on 11/3.
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The number one trying I tell people who don't know what to do is "feed people who need feeding."
Now you can do that and maybe win some cards. EoE is a gorgeous set, and there are going to be a lot of people needing food soon and a lot of food banks loosing funding.
Now you can do that and maybe win some cards. EoE is a gorgeous set, and there are going to be a lot of people needing food soon and a lot of food banks loosing funding.
The bonus sheet Cruel Tutor card, but it's the GP Richmond Crackstyle guy.
November 1, 2025 at 5:26 AM
The bonus sheet Cruel Tutor card, but it's the GP Richmond Crackstyle guy.
A lot of people are about to lose access to food. What would you do, if you were desperate? To feed your family? What would you resort to?
The longer this goes on, the more good people will turn desperate. Do not let those in power turn you against them and tell you "crime is rising"
The longer this goes on, the more good people will turn desperate. Do not let those in power turn you against them and tell you "crime is rising"
October 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
A lot of people are about to lose access to food. What would you do, if you were desperate? To feed your family? What would you resort to?
The longer this goes on, the more good people will turn desperate. Do not let those in power turn you against them and tell you "crime is rising"
The longer this goes on, the more good people will turn desperate. Do not let those in power turn you against them and tell you "crime is rising"
Me: *whispers something into phone*
Siri, at full volume: "SEARCHING: HOW TO SPELL BOURGEOISIE"
Siri, at full volume: "SEARCHING: HOW TO SPELL BOURGEOISIE"
October 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Me: *whispers something into phone*
Siri, at full volume: "SEARCHING: HOW TO SPELL BOURGEOISIE"
Siri, at full volume: "SEARCHING: HOW TO SPELL BOURGEOISIE"
This country makes me so fucking sad sometimes. Absolutely cannot fault it for feeling this way.
I think it's fitting that my (likely) last video filmed in the states for quite some time is a cancelled episode of SU&P...
Lord how I will miss that set, & the friends I've made there 💖
Lord how I will miss that set, & the friends I've made there 💖
It's an all new episode of Shuffle Up & Play! In fact, this is the LOST Commander episode with @spice8rack.bsky.social, @ifycomedy.com, and Ken of @onemoremana.bsky.social that we never thought we'd air!
Find out why by watching here: youtu.be/rLKyScKzlxQ
#MagicTheGathering
Find out why by watching here: youtu.be/rLKyScKzlxQ
#MagicTheGathering
October 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
This country makes me so fucking sad sometimes. Absolutely cannot fault it for feeling this way.
Well it looks from my timeline on several sites today like a new round of online libs have learned the word "tankie"
September 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Well it looks from my timeline on several sites today like a new round of online libs have learned the word "tankie"
This is one of those statements I'm going to think about for the rest of my life, and I'm wish that wasn't the case
one thing that is true for everyone reading this: unless something changes dramatically the number of people who agree with you on what basic facts constitute "reality" will shrink every year for the rest of your life
September 25, 2025 at 6:54 AM
This is one of those statements I'm going to think about for the rest of my life, and I'm wish that wasn't the case
Yeah? And how did the last few tech bets from this dude work out?
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech: https://cnn.it/47L2Y5a
September 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Yeah? And how did the last few tech bets from this dude work out?
I love this game so much
thank god for exactly this
August 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I love this game so much
Few elected politicians make me feel more ashamed to admit I'm from their state quite like this psychotic fuck we call our governor does.
while smiling!
Gavin Newsom literally dressed up in his best Bad Boy™️ attire, invited the press, and smiled as he destroyed everything these constituents had in the world.
Gavin Newsom is not a bad candidate;
Gavin Newsom is truly, at his core, a bad and despicable human being.
Gavin Newsom literally dressed up in his best Bad Boy™️ attire, invited the press, and smiled as he destroyed everything these constituents had in the world.
Gavin Newsom is not a bad candidate;
Gavin Newsom is truly, at his core, a bad and despicable human being.
August 17, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Few elected politicians make me feel more ashamed to admit I'm from their state quite like this psychotic fuck we call our governor does.
All my heroes are either long-dead or fictional, for good fuckin reason.
July 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
All my heroes are either long-dead or fictional, for good fuckin reason.
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Only a handful of things make me feel a peaceful and content as getting super high and then watching Planet Earth with my cat.
July 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Only a handful of things make me feel a peaceful and content as getting super high and then watching Planet Earth with my cat.
"We will continue to be ruled by our carrion lords from atop the golden throne of Washington."
Jeffries Asked Point Blank: 'Is Every Member Of The Democratic Caucus Fit Mentally And Physically?'
YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News
youtu.be
July 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
"We will continue to be ruled by our carrion lords from atop the golden throne of Washington."
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Last night I got to meet some of the little gay people who live in my phone in real life, and make them sukiyaki.
It turns out they're regular size, and don't live in my phone at all! They're using something called the "Internet"? Idk much about it but it sounds like a mistake.
It turns out they're regular size, and don't live in my phone at all! They're using something called the "Internet"? Idk much about it but it sounds like a mistake.
July 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Last night I got to meet some of the little gay people who live in my phone in real life, and make them sukiyaki.
It turns out they're regular size, and don't live in my phone at all! They're using something called the "Internet"? Idk much about it but it sounds like a mistake.
It turns out they're regular size, and don't live in my phone at all! They're using something called the "Internet"? Idk much about it but it sounds like a mistake.
I will not explain why but this is exactly what I needed to see this morning
June 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I will not explain why but this is exactly what I needed to see this morning