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commiespacewizard.bsky.social
Commie Space Wizard
@commiespacewizard.bsky.social
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They/them - Cat person (ambiguous) - Politics, shitposting, and a loose assortment of rotating hyperfixations - mtg, Warhammer, etc.
To address the most common question about my name: Yes, I am in fact an actual, real-life space wizard.
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Nothing quite like a gas station sandwich, the food of the working class. If it doesn't require a constitution check to eat I don't want it.
A photo of a truly questionable sandwich, a 'Big Az' brand bbq 'rack-o-ribs'
November 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Always had a soft spot for this weird cycle of freaky monster guys. Wish they were legendary. Let my weird blorbos into the command zone!
Image of mtg card Witch-Maw Nephilim. It gets two +1/+1 counters whenever you play a spell, and trample if it's power is 10 or more. It is notably NOT legendary, which is a crime.
August 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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LMAO the replies are nothing but people roasting him for not knowing the difference between a million and a billion and like... IDK man, I think I'd just delete the post, rather than being a little coward and turning off replies and quote posts, but maybe that's just me
A post from Bloomburg Opinion writer and famed number understander Bob Burgess, trying to claim the tarrifs are working and bringing in 15.6 billion in April and 22.2 billion in May, while showing a graph that is clearly labeled in the millions. He has turned off comments and quote posts after 392 comments and 237 repost/quote posts. Truly amazing stuff from one of our greatest modern economic minds.
June 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Gonna get sent to the
Photo of a building with a sign reading "BLUESKY EDUCATION CENTER"
June 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH, IT DISGUSTED ME. I CRAVED THE STRENGTH AND CERTAINTY OF STEEL.
A gender select menu with six options: Unisex (28) Women (23) Boys (14) Girls (14) Men (14) Stainless Steel (1)
May 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Absolutely love this funny little deck
A Magic: The Gathering Card 'Mayael's Aria' an enchantment with the text "At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control if you control a creature with power 5 or greater. Then you gain 10 life if you control a creature with power 10 or greater. Then you win the game if you control a creature with power 20 or greater." alongside a checklist from the '20 Ways to Win' precon, with 4 wins checked off (Forgot your Sunscreen - win using Approach of the Second Sun, Tower of Power - Win using Helix Pinnacle, Face the Music - Win using Mayael's Aria, and A Penny Saved - Win using Revel in Riches)
May 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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Doing a little Mystery Booster 2 draft with kiddo. She drafted a Frenetic Sliver, and asked "what funny things can we do with this?"

Now I'm havin' thoughts...
An image of the Magic card 'Chance Encounter' a Red enchantment with "Whenever you win a coin flip, put a luck counter on Chance Encounter. At the beginning of your upkeep, if Chance Encounter has ten or more luck counters on it, you win the game." An image of the Magic card 'Frenetic Sliver' - a 2/2 sliver creature with "All slivers have "(zero mana): if this creature is in play, flip a coin. If you win the flip, remove this creature from the game and return it to play under it's owner's control at end of turn. If you lose the flip, sacrifice it."
May 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Played in a tarkir draft tonight and went 2-1... Not a bad run. Also found both the Sultai and Temur decks in stock for MSRP!

Also picked up a little something for a fucked-up Hashaton deck I'm building...
A photo of the Duskmourn showcase printing of Archon of Cruelty
April 27, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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Getting models on the table for the first time in like half a year almost. Nids are gonna win this crusade game but it's gonna cost us.
A photo of a Warhammer 40k game in progress. The tyranids have a number of large monsters on the field vs. a more numerous force of smaller Sororitas units
April 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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The Futuresight frame has got to be one of my favorite frames of all time
The Magic card Hogaak, Arisen Necropolis in the Futuresight frame The Magic card Karn, Legacy Reforged, in a futuresight frame The Magic card O-Kagachi, Vengeful Kami in a futuresight frame
April 13, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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Mystery Booster 2 draft went pretty well. What a fun, silly set.

We got a futuresight Hogaak so that's fun
April 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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My copy of Deep Regrets from @tettix.bsky.social arrived and it's so lovely!
April 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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They finally arrived. Whatever dumb bullshit these end doing in whatever decks they land in, is entirely the fault of @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social for reminding me it existed
4 copies of the Magic the Gathering card Shivan Wumpus, a 4-mana 6/6 red creature with trample that when it enters, any player can sacrifice a land to put back on the top of it's owners library.
April 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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I know it's not the best mox ever, but this Mox Jasper is so pretty I just have to put it in my Miirym deck
April 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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The season 3 finale of Shuffle Up and Play is one of my favorite games of magic ever, so I'm completely thrilled to have received this Jon Irenicus signed by @tolariancommunitycollege.com and can't wait to start giving 'gifts' to my own pod
April 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Living my best Bracket 1 life now. Just ordered one of these for my Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar deck.
Image of the Magic: The Gathering card Chef's Kiss, a red Instant spell that costs 1RR to cast and has the text: "Gain control of target spell that targets only a single permanent or player. Copy it, then reselect the targets at random for the spell and the copy. The new targets can't be you or a permanent you control." The card is a borderless variant depicting the character Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar holding a tray of horrible looking food with one hand, assisted by two demonic imps, while making a 'chef's kiss' gesture with the other hand.
February 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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I love her so much. Every time I see this art I think "I'd get this tattoo"
A photo of artwork depicting Brigid, Who's Seen Some Stuff. She is an archer depicted in simple black and white line art, similar to newspaper comic strip art, or art you would see on a card from the game Munchkin. She has a haunted look to her face, with large, worried eyes, looking up and facing to the left. She's holding two arrows by the middle of the shaft in her right hand, which is raised and pointing with a slightly clawed finger in the same direction she's looking. She is precious and she must be protected.
February 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Finally picked up the Blame Game precon after having my eye on it for a while. Very excited to stir up a bunch of trouble at the table. I enjoy setting up puzzles and dilemmas for my pod to solve and... well... just look at some of these cards!
A photo of the magic the gathering card "Prisoners Dilemma" a red sorcery card that costs 3RR to cast with a flashback cost of 5RR and the rules text: Each opponent secretly chooses silence or snitch, then the choices are revealed. If each opponent chose silence, Prisoner's Dilemma deals 4 damage to each of them. If each opponent chose snitch, Prisoner's Dilemma deals 8 damage to each of them. Otherwise, Prisoner's Dilemma deals 12 damage to each opponent who chose silence. An image of the magic the gathering card "Mob Verdict" a red sorcery card with a casting cost of 2RR and the rules text: Secret council-Each player secretly votes for another player, then those votes are revealed. For each vote an opponent received, Mob Verdict deals 2 damage to tha player and each creature that player controls. For each vote you received, draw a card.
February 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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We love a freaky lil guy
February 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Give these losers enough time and they will always resort to transphobia and misgendering.

Every. Time.

Normal shit.
February 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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LMAO this guy has to be faking it, right? I almost feel bad for him.
February 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Summons as Sagas is so fucking clever. Love it.
February 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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New Massacre Wurm just dropped
February 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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I *might* have a bit of a Commander deck problem...

(I've already got 3 or 4 more to add since this was taken, and another 2 in the works)
February 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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For those unfamiliar with the digital only card:
Image of the card 'Teysa of the Ghost Council' a 0/5 Spirit Advisor that costs 2WB and has the rules text: Starting intensity 0 When Teysa enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white and black Spirit creature token with flying. Teysa intensifies by1. Spirits you control get +X/+0, where X is Teysa's intensity. At the beginning of your end step, you may exile Teysa. If you do, at the beginning of your next upkeep, return Teysa to the battlefield under its owner's control and it gains haste.
February 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM