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Me: My mother always told me to find a man who'll walk with me, hold my arm, and open the door for me. I just never thought I'd actually find you.

Cop: Watch your head.

Another World's Oldest Person has died. This is beginning to look suspicious.

“I’ve noticed I’m not in your starter pack. Any particular reason for that?”

I will never understand how a billionaire, the richest man on Earth, spent millions to buy an election for ANOTHER billionaire, and told us that his policies would cause all of us non-billionaires “temporary hardship...”

...and the public didn't tell BOTH OF THEM to fuck off.

Same, but with a better Block feature (it's absolutely nuclear).