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Cole Nerdrei
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I can’t believe someone who won the prestigious FIFA Peace Prize would do this
January 3, 2026 at 8:10 AM
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For the good of society, individuals should be way more concerned with obligations than with rights, but societies should be way more concerned with rights than with obligations
January 2, 2026 at 7:09 PM
At the start of 2025 I set a number of goals for my self. For the purposes of accountability, I wanted to tally how I did.

1. Read 12 books: I actually finished 13 books! ✅
2. Watch 100 movies: in June, I was on track to reach 150, but I slowed down. Still watched 109 (3 of which were duplicates) ✅
January 2, 2026 at 8:59 PM
It's a Russian tradition to wear something new to welcome the new year. This year, it's my new @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social shirt
January 1, 2026 at 6:48 AM
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Christians, stop appropriating our Chinese food Christmas tradition. Go home and worship your tree or whatever
December 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Why Christmas is a Christian Holiday

A thread for Nittel Nacht ♟️
December 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Happy 8th night of Hanukkah!
December 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Happy Hannukah!

Credit to @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social for the awesome sweater
December 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Well, I got a million Faruzans (I was already at C5), zero Jahodas, and lost a 50/50 to Tighnari for the first time. On the plus side, after losing the 50/50, I got Durin in under 30 pulls
December 3, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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I forgot I had messaged with a guy named Jesus and genuinely thought Hinge was threatening me for a second
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Just saw a Tesla and realized that I haven't heard anything from or about Elmo in about six months. That's what I'm thankful for this Thanksgiving.
November 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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It’s my birthday today! ^v^ As is customary, I only ask for some shares, and I hope everyone has an incredible day!
November 29, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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What are the mitzves of Thanks Giving, a festive meal, to eat the turkey bird, to hear the story of thepilgrim, to watch the football game. And some say to argue with an uncle.
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Christianity really is Judaism's stalker ex.
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Love those classic Looney Tunes? Thrill and delight as Porky Pig is flattened between two sheets of glass!
November 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
How do you soak a colander?
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Random rant: I don't really care that much that chocolate hummus exists.

Sure it's not good but why waste my energy being angry about it? The people who buy it will be punished by eating it and the people who make it will be judged in the next life when they face God
November 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Gonna put this on my resume as my proudest achievement
November 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I went to a murder-mystery party on Friday where I was Han Velsing, Legally-Distinct Vampire Hunter
November 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Remember to check your kid’s candy today! I opened this bag of m&m’s and accidentally did unauthorized Kabbalah study!
November 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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October 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Just remember…
October 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM