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Just out here trying to survive… (she/her majesty)
Me: *crying* “I feel like I can’t talk to you about important and difficult things because you just dismiss my feelings and opinions.”
Dad: *dismisses my feelings and opinions*
One day I’ll finally learn that it’s pointless…
Dad: *dismisses my feelings and opinions*
One day I’ll finally learn that it’s pointless…
September 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Me: *crying* “I feel like I can’t talk to you about important and difficult things because you just dismiss my feelings and opinions.”
Dad: *dismisses my feelings and opinions*
One day I’ll finally learn that it’s pointless…
Dad: *dismisses my feelings and opinions*
One day I’ll finally learn that it’s pointless…
So apparently the PCA (presbyterian church of America) voted to condemn Christian nationalism this week at their general assembly.
I find this fascinating considering every single congregation I was affiliated at the time with had huge numbers of people who full embraced it in 2015.
I find this fascinating considering every single congregation I was affiliated at the time with had huge numbers of people who full embraced it in 2015.
June 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
So apparently the PCA (presbyterian church of America) voted to condemn Christian nationalism this week at their general assembly.
I find this fascinating considering every single congregation I was affiliated at the time with had huge numbers of people who full embraced it in 2015.
I find this fascinating considering every single congregation I was affiliated at the time with had huge numbers of people who full embraced it in 2015.
I’m looking around at the other upgrades and considering the majority of people who use this facility are Hispanic and/or poor, the whole thing looks very racist and classist.
It’s unfortunate that I’ll have to drive to another county to give my laundry money to someone else…
It’s unfortunate that I’ll have to drive to another county to give my laundry money to someone else…
The only laundromat in town just switched from coin only to card only and I’m struggling to remind my autism that even though we hate change this is much MUCH more convenient.
June 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I’m looking around at the other upgrades and considering the majority of people who use this facility are Hispanic and/or poor, the whole thing looks very racist and classist.
It’s unfortunate that I’ll have to drive to another county to give my laundry money to someone else…
It’s unfortunate that I’ll have to drive to another county to give my laundry money to someone else…
The only laundromat in town just switched from coin only to card only and I’m struggling to remind my autism that even though we hate change this is much MUCH more convenient.
June 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The only laundromat in town just switched from coin only to card only and I’m struggling to remind my autism that even though we hate change this is much MUCH more convenient.
Rewatching the Jerry Falwell, Jr. doc as a reminder that sometimes evil people DO crash and burn.
June 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Rewatching the Jerry Falwell, Jr. doc as a reminder that sometimes evil people DO crash and burn.
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always funny, how many americans will casually talk about moving to other countries and still find space to be anti-immigrant
June 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
always funny, how many americans will casually talk about moving to other countries and still find space to be anti-immigrant
Can whoever hacked Ashley Madison do Grindr and post the list of Republican politicians with accounts on Truth Social?
K thx 😘
K thx 😘
June 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Can whoever hacked Ashley Madison do Grindr and post the list of Republican politicians with accounts on Truth Social?
K thx 😘
K thx 😘
I love my baby sister more than anything, but I will never forgive her for marrying a fucking know-it-all asshole.
Why does every male in this family have to be impossible to be around????
Why does every male in this family have to be impossible to be around????
June 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I love my baby sister more than anything, but I will never forgive her for marrying a fucking know-it-all asshole.
Why does every male in this family have to be impossible to be around????
Why does every male in this family have to be impossible to be around????
Remember when we could go a whole week without wondering what fucked up thing our president was doing or saying?
We really took that for granted.
We really took that for granted.
June 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Remember when we could go a whole week without wondering what fucked up thing our president was doing or saying?
We really took that for granted.
We really took that for granted.
My words: “No I can’t tell you over the phone how to create your own Facebook account, I’m at work.”
My thoughts: “If you’re too internet-illiterate to figure it out on your own you don’t NEED a Facebook account.”
Life with boomer parents.
My thoughts: “If you’re too internet-illiterate to figure it out on your own you don’t NEED a Facebook account.”
Life with boomer parents.
June 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
My words: “No I can’t tell you over the phone how to create your own Facebook account, I’m at work.”
My thoughts: “If you’re too internet-illiterate to figure it out on your own you don’t NEED a Facebook account.”
Life with boomer parents.
My thoughts: “If you’re too internet-illiterate to figure it out on your own you don’t NEED a Facebook account.”
Life with boomer parents.
My bat shit older half sister is secretive about the stupidest things.
The reason this is funny is that anytime something “comes out” I’m like, “bitch I’ve known that for months! You and your spawn are TERRIBLE actors.”
The reason this is funny is that anytime something “comes out” I’m like, “bitch I’ve known that for months! You and your spawn are TERRIBLE actors.”
June 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
My bat shit older half sister is secretive about the stupidest things.
The reason this is funny is that anytime something “comes out” I’m like, “bitch I’ve known that for months! You and your spawn are TERRIBLE actors.”
The reason this is funny is that anytime something “comes out” I’m like, “bitch I’ve known that for months! You and your spawn are TERRIBLE actors.”
The wary way certain family members are approaching me is a confirmation that my Facebook rants are working.
Yes, I do think you’re a bigoted lunatic with no discernible brain cells and I’d be more than happy to say that to your face. Engage with caution, dipshit.
Yes, I do think you’re a bigoted lunatic with no discernible brain cells and I’d be more than happy to say that to your face. Engage with caution, dipshit.
June 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
The wary way certain family members are approaching me is a confirmation that my Facebook rants are working.
Yes, I do think you’re a bigoted lunatic with no discernible brain cells and I’d be more than happy to say that to your face. Engage with caution, dipshit.
Yes, I do think you’re a bigoted lunatic with no discernible brain cells and I’d be more than happy to say that to your face. Engage with caution, dipshit.
Them: “Do you have Snapchat?”
Me: “No.”
Them: “Why?”
Me: “Bro, I was there when you had to text a number to update your Facebook status because smartphones and apps didn’t exist. I’m too old for Snapchat and I’m comfortable with that.”
Me: “No.”
Them: “Why?”
Me: “Bro, I was there when you had to text a number to update your Facebook status because smartphones and apps didn’t exist. I’m too old for Snapchat and I’m comfortable with that.”
June 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Them: “Do you have Snapchat?”
Me: “No.”
Them: “Why?”
Me: “Bro, I was there when you had to text a number to update your Facebook status because smartphones and apps didn’t exist. I’m too old for Snapchat and I’m comfortable with that.”
Me: “No.”
Them: “Why?”
Me: “Bro, I was there when you had to text a number to update your Facebook status because smartphones and apps didn’t exist. I’m too old for Snapchat and I’m comfortable with that.”
I have already given up real milk in my lattes because…um…explosive reactions.
Now it looks like I’m gonna have to go decaf for the same reason.
There is no god.
Now it looks like I’m gonna have to go decaf for the same reason.
There is no god.
June 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I have already given up real milk in my lattes because…um…explosive reactions.
Now it looks like I’m gonna have to go decaf for the same reason.
There is no god.
Now it looks like I’m gonna have to go decaf for the same reason.
There is no god.
Took the first dose of my new OCD meds last night and I didn’t die.
Please clap.
Please clap.
June 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Took the first dose of my new OCD meds last night and I didn’t die.
Please clap.
Please clap.
My BIL’s parents treat the PCA regional presbytery conference like their yearly vacation which is depressing until I remember that they met at Bob Jones.
June 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
My BIL’s parents treat the PCA regional presbytery conference like their yearly vacation which is depressing until I remember that they met at Bob Jones.
Friend: looks like your paddle board has a little hole
Me: it’s fine, I have a patch kit in the car
Friend: oh, so you’re THAT lesbian
Me: it’s fine, I have a patch kit in the car
Friend: oh, so you’re THAT lesbian
a woman is flexing her muscles and says `` i got this ! ''
ALT: a woman is flexing her muscles and says `` i got this ! ''
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June 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Friend: looks like your paddle board has a little hole
Me: it’s fine, I have a patch kit in the car
Friend: oh, so you’re THAT lesbian
Me: it’s fine, I have a patch kit in the car
Friend: oh, so you’re THAT lesbian
There should be a mandatory retirement age for political offices.
Politics shouldn’t be a retirement plan.
Politics shouldn’t be a retirement plan.
June 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
There should be a mandatory retirement age for political offices.
Politics shouldn’t be a retirement plan.
Politics shouldn’t be a retirement plan.
Sister - “So they say pregnancy brain doesn’t go away for 2 years and I think that’s why women have babies back to back - because we’re stupid.”
Me - “well I’d offer to help and be the voice of reason but the fact that you’re currently pregnant is due to you not listening to me so…good luck.”
Me - “well I’d offer to help and be the voice of reason but the fact that you’re currently pregnant is due to you not listening to me so…good luck.”
June 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Sister - “So they say pregnancy brain doesn’t go away for 2 years and I think that’s why women have babies back to back - because we’re stupid.”
Me - “well I’d offer to help and be the voice of reason but the fact that you’re currently pregnant is due to you not listening to me so…good luck.”
Me - “well I’d offer to help and be the voice of reason but the fact that you’re currently pregnant is due to you not listening to me so…good luck.”
I just saw my therapist on someone else’s IG story and like…I’m sorry…how dare she have a life outside of my hour? She’s MY friend not yours!!!
I feel like a kid who saw their teacher at the grocery store lol
I feel like a kid who saw their teacher at the grocery store lol
June 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I just saw my therapist on someone else’s IG story and like…I’m sorry…how dare she have a life outside of my hour? She’s MY friend not yours!!!
I feel like a kid who saw their teacher at the grocery store lol
I feel like a kid who saw their teacher at the grocery store lol
Do you ever see a pregnancy announcement and think, dear god…that poor kid…?
June 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Do you ever see a pregnancy announcement and think, dear god…that poor kid…?
My baby learned how to swim today
June 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
My baby learned how to swim today
Been wondering where my flannels and hoodies all disappeared to.
In other news, I just cleaned out my car and now I need to do laundry.
In other news, I just cleaned out my car and now I need to do laundry.
June 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Been wondering where my flannels and hoodies all disappeared to.
In other news, I just cleaned out my car and now I need to do laundry.
In other news, I just cleaned out my car and now I need to do laundry.
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This sounds like a bit but I’m being serious: kids using chat gpt for their homework are denying themselves the invaluable experience of learning how to bullshit their way through a problem. You drink some caffeine the night before and figure it the fuck out. That’s a skill. You need it in life.
June 18, 2025 at 7:30 AM
This sounds like a bit but I’m being serious: kids using chat gpt for their homework are denying themselves the invaluable experience of learning how to bullshit their way through a problem. You drink some caffeine the night before and figure it the fuck out. That’s a skill. You need it in life.
I’m sorry.
As if I didn’t already loathe Jimmy Fallon enough, what degenerate loser decided to book John motherfucking Crist to do a standup set on national television?
As if I didn’t already loathe Jimmy Fallon enough, what degenerate loser decided to book John motherfucking Crist to do a standup set on national television?
June 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I’m sorry.
As if I didn’t already loathe Jimmy Fallon enough, what degenerate loser decided to book John motherfucking Crist to do a standup set on national television?
As if I didn’t already loathe Jimmy Fallon enough, what degenerate loser decided to book John motherfucking Crist to do a standup set on national television?