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Just out here trying to survive… (she/her majesty)
My baby learned how to swim today
June 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
My baby learned how to swim today
Not that I expect NBC to give a shit about a notorious sexual abuser, but the guy isn’t even remotely funny and he oozes asshole.
June 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Not that I expect NBC to give a shit about a notorious sexual abuser, but the guy isn’t even remotely funny and he oozes asshole.
I wish I could sleep this hard…
June 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I wish I could sleep this hard…
She’s a goober but she’s cute. 😘
June 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
She’s a goober but she’s cute. 😘
On Mondays we nap.
June 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
On Mondays we nap.
Welcome to northwest Georgia, where the Marge-anderthal is queen and every county has a teacher child sex abuse scandal about once a year.
June 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Welcome to northwest Georgia, where the Marge-anderthal is queen and every county has a teacher child sex abuse scandal about once a year.
I was compelled to update my IG bio… 🙄
June 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I was compelled to update my IG bio… 🙄
Folks in Georgia LOVE blending the state flag with the confederate flag so they certainly shouldn’t have a problem if I do this:
June 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Folks in Georgia LOVE blending the state flag with the confederate flag so they certainly shouldn’t have a problem if I do this:
My business partner and I met working at the same law office in 2019.
One of the clients was the owner of the largest adult store in the tristate area and she was a heinous bitch.
Be nice to office workers. They aren’t paid enough to forgive and forget.
One of the clients was the owner of the largest adult store in the tristate area and she was a heinous bitch.
Be nice to office workers. They aren’t paid enough to forgive and forget.
May 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My business partner and I met working at the same law office in 2019.
One of the clients was the owner of the largest adult store in the tristate area and she was a heinous bitch.
Be nice to office workers. They aren’t paid enough to forgive and forget.
One of the clients was the owner of the largest adult store in the tristate area and she was a heinous bitch.
Be nice to office workers. They aren’t paid enough to forgive and forget.
When you can’t be bothered to check out of your Airbnb on time so the cleaner is panicking about how they’re gonna get multiple houses turned over before check in because you’ve fucked their schedule.
May 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
When you can’t be bothered to check out of your Airbnb on time so the cleaner is panicking about how they’re gonna get multiple houses turned over before check in because you’ve fucked their schedule.
The baby blanket has officially reached purple. 😎
Given the current measurement and the yarn I have left, I estimate it’s gonna end up being about 25 inches square.
#knitting
Given the current measurement and the yarn I have left, I estimate it’s gonna end up being about 25 inches square.
#knitting
May 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The baby blanket has officially reached purple. 😎
Given the current measurement and the yarn I have left, I estimate it’s gonna end up being about 25 inches square.
#knitting
Given the current measurement and the yarn I have left, I estimate it’s gonna end up being about 25 inches square.
#knitting
I have been sleeping so so much due to multiple chronic illness flares and I’ve got one pup who’s pissed about it and another who thinks I should spend even more time on the couch.
I’ll let you guess which is which. 😂
I’ll let you guess which is which. 😂
May 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I have been sleeping so so much due to multiple chronic illness flares and I’ve got one pup who’s pissed about it and another who thinks I should spend even more time on the couch.
I’ll let you guess which is which. 😂
I’ll let you guess which is which. 😂
She won’t say it explicitly, but my mother is annoyed that I’m knitting a rainbow baby blanket for my expecting sister because OMG GAY.
As if baby things haven’t been covered in rainbow colors for decades for ocular stimulation. 🙄
As if baby things haven’t been covered in rainbow colors for decades for ocular stimulation. 🙄
May 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
She won’t say it explicitly, but my mother is annoyed that I’m knitting a rainbow baby blanket for my expecting sister because OMG GAY.
As if baby things haven’t been covered in rainbow colors for decades for ocular stimulation. 🙄
As if baby things haven’t been covered in rainbow colors for decades for ocular stimulation. 🙄
When you’re the only kid left who isn’t expecting or has a gaggle of children so your mom buys you a Mother’s Day card so you don’t feel left out. 😭
May 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
When you’re the only kid left who isn’t expecting or has a gaggle of children so your mom buys you a Mother’s Day card so you don’t feel left out. 😭
I really hope that this is just going to be entertaining and not…you know…
May 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I really hope that this is just going to be entertaining and not…you know…
I think I may have accidentally time-travelled.
What decade is it, again????
What decade is it, again????
May 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I think I may have accidentally time-travelled.
What decade is it, again????
What decade is it, again????
She puppied super hard today.
April 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
She puppied super hard today.
To the folks with the reading comprehension of a 3rd grader who attempt to tell me that I don’t understand how language works:
This is what I read for fun on my day off.
This is what I read for fun on my day off.
April 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
To the folks with the reading comprehension of a 3rd grader who attempt to tell me that I don’t understand how language works:
This is what I read for fun on my day off.
This is what I read for fun on my day off.
Getting ready for the Georgia summer heat by testing out our first pair of puppy boots.
(I am shocked by how easy this was! 😂)
(I am shocked by how easy this was! 😂)
April 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Getting ready for the Georgia summer heat by testing out our first pair of puppy boots.
(I am shocked by how easy this was! 😂)
(I am shocked by how easy this was! 😂)
Reasons why men need to be forced to do basic adult tasks for themselves.
I wanna know who installed this so I can punch him.
I wanna know who installed this so I can punch him.
April 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Reasons why men need to be forced to do basic adult tasks for themselves.
I wanna know who installed this so I can punch him.
I wanna know who installed this so I can punch him.
Straight Outta Pixar
April 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Straight Outta Pixar
Forcing myself to do nothing but sit and knit today for a) mental health and b) giving this castor oil pack the opportunity to fix my entire life.
March 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Forcing myself to do nothing but sit and knit today for a) mental health and b) giving this castor oil pack the opportunity to fix my entire life.
What the actual fuck???? 😂😂
March 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
What the actual fuck???? 😂😂
It’s been a long time coming, but I decided since all the cool kids are doing it might as well be now lol
March 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
It’s been a long time coming, but I decided since all the cool kids are doing it might as well be now lol
Knitting because stabbing people is illegal.
March 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Knitting because stabbing people is illegal.