Brandon
@coffeefiend.bsky.social
Skate fast and eat ass
I fix planes and fly on them sometimes
I fix planes and fly on them sometimes
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turning into a cat would fix me
November 2, 2024 at 9:39 PM
turning into a cat would fix me
The book series I'm reading went from just one characters pov to multiple characters in the 4th book and it's really throwing me off.
November 3, 2024 at 6:52 PM
The book series I'm reading went from just one characters pov to multiple characters in the 4th book and it's really throwing me off.
Put your clothes back on, I'm going to yap to you in detail about everything I just learned from a historical podcast, "So Prester John was one the first recorded conspiracy theories dating back to..."
November 3, 2024 at 10:27 AM
Put your clothes back on, I'm going to yap to you in detail about everything I just learned from a historical podcast, "So Prester John was one the first recorded conspiracy theories dating back to..."
Watching the sun rise and set is always better if you share it with someone else.
November 2, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Watching the sun rise and set is always better if you share it with someone else.
Fellas, have you yearned yet today?
November 1, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Fellas, have you yearned yet today?
The best I could do while at work #HappyHalloween
November 1, 2024 at 12:06 AM
The best I could do while at work #HappyHalloween
Red Rising's audio book is peak
October 26, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Red Rising's audio book is peak
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my most millennial thing is that I like a paper copy, I like a printout, I like an actual physical book, I like to write on paper instead of type
October 26, 2024 at 4:56 PM
my most millennial thing is that I like a paper copy, I like a printout, I like an actual physical book, I like to write on paper instead of type
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What five games would you love to experience for the first time ever again? Feel free to like and share with yours!
1. Disco Elysium
2. Mass Effect trilogy
3. Dragon Age Origins
4. Elden Ring
5. Ghost of Tsushima
1. Disco Elysium
2. Mass Effect trilogy
3. Dragon Age Origins
4. Elden Ring
5. Ghost of Tsushima
October 26, 2024 at 5:22 PM
What five games would you love to experience for the first time ever again? Feel free to like and share with yours!
1. Disco Elysium
2. Mass Effect trilogy
3. Dragon Age Origins
4. Elden Ring
5. Ghost of Tsushima
1. Disco Elysium
2. Mass Effect trilogy
3. Dragon Age Origins
4. Elden Ring
5. Ghost of Tsushima
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Black cats are not bad luck. If you see a black cat & something bad happens after, it's because you have bad vibes, dude. The worst vibes, pal. Rancid vibes, bro.
October 25, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Black cats are not bad luck. If you see a black cat & something bad happens after, it's because you have bad vibes, dude. The worst vibes, pal. Rancid vibes, bro.
Only person texting me rn is Kamala Harris
October 25, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Only person texting me rn is Kamala Harris
Took 20mg of melatonin just to only sleep for 4 hours, love that for me.
October 25, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Took 20mg of melatonin just to only sleep for 4 hours, love that for me.
I can't believe Blue Box has tricked me into watching a sports anime.
October 25, 2024 at 3:20 PM
I can't believe Blue Box has tricked me into watching a sports anime.
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Bought this dickhead cat fancy cat food that’s 100% actual meat and he’s just staring at me like where the fuck are my shitty biscuits full of bullshit
October 24, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Bought this dickhead cat fancy cat food that’s 100% actual meat and he’s just staring at me like where the fuck are my shitty biscuits full of bullshit
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goblin farm to table restaurant (farm actively being sacked)
October 24, 2024 at 8:08 PM
goblin farm to table restaurant (farm actively being sacked)
I keep seeing ads for mushroom coffee, and honestly nothing sounds more revolting to me.
October 25, 2024 at 5:23 AM
I keep seeing ads for mushroom coffee, and honestly nothing sounds more revolting to me.
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I remember buying new consoles the day they dropped and then taking three days off in a mountain dew filled stupor to beat the rpg that I was totally obsessing over.
I miss those days.
A lot.
I miss those days.
A lot.
October 24, 2024 at 5:01 PM
I remember buying new consoles the day they dropped and then taking three days off in a mountain dew filled stupor to beat the rpg that I was totally obsessing over.
I miss those days.
A lot.
I miss those days.
A lot.
The kids yearn for MySpace
what if bsky has this new update where you can add music on ur profile.... that would be sooo coooll
October 24, 2024 at 5:06 PM
The kids yearn for MySpace
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October 24, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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My colleague and I both ordered a medium latte at a cafe
Me: Sorry, which latte is the one with oat milk?
Barista: Oh it's this one. The other one is regular breast milk.
Me:
Barista:
Me:
Me: Ok thank you.
Me: Sorry, which latte is the one with oat milk?
Barista: Oh it's this one. The other one is regular breast milk.
Me:
Barista:
Me:
Me: Ok thank you.
October 24, 2024 at 5:11 AM
My colleague and I both ordered a medium latte at a cafe
Me: Sorry, which latte is the one with oat milk?
Barista: Oh it's this one. The other one is regular breast milk.
Me:
Barista:
Me:
Me: Ok thank you.
Me: Sorry, which latte is the one with oat milk?
Barista: Oh it's this one. The other one is regular breast milk.
Me:
Barista:
Me:
Me: Ok thank you.
It's not fair I'll never be as cool as Spike Spiegal
October 24, 2024 at 5:41 AM
It's not fair I'll never be as cool as Spike Spiegal