Coestar
@coestar.live
my dog goes to the center of the room and sucks himself off while spinning in a circle every single day, yet here you are reading my profile
sometimes i feel like frieren looking up and to the left
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
sometimes i feel like frieren looking up and to the left
it's time for the opposite of AMVs
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
it's time for the opposite of AMVs
i think RFK's real mission is to ensure we'll all be too fucked up with forever chemicals and micro-plastics and parasites to even think about doing something about it
November 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
i think RFK's real mission is to ensure we'll all be too fucked up with forever chemicals and micro-plastics and parasites to even think about doing something about it
so real actual people genuinely get very mad when you make even very benign positive comments about China huh
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
so real actual people genuinely get very mad when you make even very benign positive comments about China huh
i am smarter than every journalist
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
i am smarter than every journalist
unfortunately, Elon has had to cancel all upcoming engagements because he can't figure out how to stop his dick-sucking machine from following him on stage and pulling his pants down
November 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
unfortunately, Elon has had to cancel all upcoming engagements because he can't figure out how to stop his dick-sucking machine from following him on stage and pulling his pants down
so DOGE got swept under the rug eh
or I guess had a stack of rugs thrown on top of it
or I guess had a stack of rugs thrown on top of it
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
so DOGE got swept under the rug eh
or I guess had a stack of rugs thrown on top of it
or I guess had a stack of rugs thrown on top of it
maybe a load of people caught something unknown to science that makes them ravenous to fill their body with new diseases. they can't help themselves but to drink gallons upon gallons of raw milk. maybe after they catch 15 new kinds of bird flu, they climb to the top of a lamppost and burst open
November 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
maybe a load of people caught something unknown to science that makes them ravenous to fill their body with new diseases. they can't help themselves but to drink gallons upon gallons of raw milk. maybe after they catch 15 new kinds of bird flu, they climb to the top of a lamppost and burst open
we really owe a huge debt to TED Talks for providing a platform to demonstrate that rich people are dangerously insane narcissistic halfwits
November 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
we really owe a huge debt to TED Talks for providing a platform to demonstrate that rich people are dangerously insane narcissistic halfwits
the whole ultra processed foods thing makes me feel crazy.
studies say they're bad. okay great, let's avoid them. what are they? it's basically anything that's not raw ingredients.
it's just mixed and cooked ingredients? so it's just ...food?
food is bad
okay thanks scientists, guess I'll die
studies say they're bad. okay great, let's avoid them. what are they? it's basically anything that's not raw ingredients.
it's just mixed and cooked ingredients? so it's just ...food?
food is bad
okay thanks scientists, guess I'll die
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
the whole ultra processed foods thing makes me feel crazy.
studies say they're bad. okay great, let's avoid them. what are they? it's basically anything that's not raw ingredients.
it's just mixed and cooked ingredients? so it's just ...food?
food is bad
okay thanks scientists, guess I'll die
studies say they're bad. okay great, let's avoid them. what are they? it's basically anything that's not raw ingredients.
it's just mixed and cooked ingredients? so it's just ...food?
food is bad
okay thanks scientists, guess I'll die
yes yes yes yes yes #dreamcast #retro
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
yes yes yes yes yes #dreamcast #retro
got an mri
best mri they've ever seen
a perfect brain, they said
extra brain, in fact
thank you
best mri they've ever seen
a perfect brain, they said
extra brain, in fact
thank you
November 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
got an mri
best mri they've ever seen
a perfect brain, they said
extra brain, in fact
thank you
best mri they've ever seen
a perfect brain, they said
extra brain, in fact
thank you
every american is born with a free market inside them
November 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
every american is born with a free market inside them
given that we've adopted "fucks" colloquially as synonymous with "rocks," "is cool/good," etc., e.g. "this song fucks," I've been pondering whether the phrase "shoots ropes" (or simply "ropes") has the potential to make a similar linguistic migration
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
given that we've adopted "fucks" colloquially as synonymous with "rocks," "is cool/good," etc., e.g. "this song fucks," I've been pondering whether the phrase "shoots ropes" (or simply "ropes") has the potential to make a similar linguistic migration
please be respectful of Metroid fans in mourning today
November 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
please be respectful of Metroid fans in mourning today
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the way basic human decency hits these days is crazy
So the streamer Ludwig recently found out that one of his earliest regular viewers, who was trans, passed away and tonight he's doing a charity stream for the Trevor Project. So far he's raised over $46,000 in about 5 hours. www.twitch.tv/ludwig
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
the way basic human decency hits these days is crazy
"why did you all go get college degrees after we completely outsourced this industry? are you stupid? you should have been sitting around for forty years waiting for my new job positions to open up"
why we gotta keep doing this, man
what do we gotta do to shut these people the fuck up forever
why we gotta keep doing this, man
what do we gotta do to shut these people the fuck up forever
Ford CEO says he has 5,000 open mechanic jobs with 6-figure salaries from the shortage of manually skilled workers: ‘We are in trouble in our country’ | Fortune
“We do not have trade schools. We are not investing in educating a next generation of people,” Jim Farley said.
fortune.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
"why did you all go get college degrees after we completely outsourced this industry? are you stupid? you should have been sitting around for forty years waiting for my new job positions to open up"
why we gotta keep doing this, man
what do we gotta do to shut these people the fuck up forever
why we gotta keep doing this, man
what do we gotta do to shut these people the fuck up forever
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all the pieces are in place, all that's left is for them to jail themselves
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 AM
all the pieces are in place, all that's left is for them to jail themselves
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Fetterman is actually the name of the doctor, not the monster
October 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Fetterman is actually the name of the doctor, not the monster
just finished severance, i got the bad ending
November 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
just finished severance, i got the bad ending
all the pieces are in place, all that's left is for them to jail themselves
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 AM
all the pieces are in place, all that's left is for them to jail themselves
in a certain sense, given the increased cost of healthcare due to this, these democrats are shitting 𝘮𝘺 pants
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
in a certain sense, given the increased cost of healthcare due to this, these democrats are shitting 𝘮𝘺 pants