Coestar
@coestar.live
my dog goes to the center of the room and sucks himself off while spinning in a circle every single day, yet here you are reading my profile
as everyone knows, the beating heart of comedy is careful, measured, meticulously balanced jabs at both sides of any topic
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
as everyone knows, the beating heart of comedy is careful, measured, meticulously balanced jabs at both sides of any topic
a "roman avatar theory" would never miss even one time
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
a "roman avatar theory" would never miss even one time
"It's okay, you can call me that. I'm not upset."
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
"It's okay, you can call me that. I'm not upset."
"people who eat food have ailments and people who have ailments eat food, therefore"
November 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
"people who eat food have ailments and people who have ailments eat food, therefore"
it's a major crisis that we need rfk to investigate
November 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
it's a major crisis that we need rfk to investigate
thank you for this deep insight, great sage
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
thank you for this deep insight, great sage
Armageddon is a forgettable popcorn flick at best, just a vehicle for a song and a daughter's career really
November 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Armageddon is a forgettable popcorn flick at best, just a vehicle for a song and a daughter's career really