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"Forget it, Jake. It's Cody town."

cody.city also welcomes you.
So the WaPo has some new opinion percolator called Ripple, which to me still conjures a cheap, fortified, and lightly carbonated wine.
December 16, 2025 at 3:19 PM
JFC. "When he objected, he was told he had no Fourth Amendment rights at the border," the complaint says. "Moreover, he was told he was behaving suspiciously simply by asserting those rights and refusing to consent to the device searches."
Chavarria, a U.S. citizen, was held at the airport "for more than four hours and released only after he finally agreed to let the agents search his smartphone, tablet, and laptop computer. The agents...informed him that he had no Fourth Amendment right to resist." @pacificlegal.bsky.social is suing.
CBP agents held this U.S. citizen for hours until he agreed to let them search his electronic devices
A federal lawsuit argues that perusing travelers' personal data without a warrant or probable cause violates the Fourth Amendment.
reason.com
December 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
". . .and is this spirit in the room with us right now?"
To keep this thread updating:

1) Bloomberg report has been updated to say “Berman thwarted the four-year deal because it violated the spirit of the rules” instead of “spirit of the league”

2) ⬇️
NEW: The Spirit came up with a multi-million dollar offer to keep Trinity Rodman in the league, which she was ready to accept. It was vetoed by NWSL commissioner Jessica Berman, according to sources.

Where's it leave negotiations? Great question. www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
December 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Washington Spirit is serving messy chili dogs at the official watch party in a bid to create demand for new jerseys next season.
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Me, waiting for the NWSL Championship to kick off. LFG Washington Spirit!
November 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Die Spitz brought the sword
November 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Stars, they're just like us (underestimating the odds of being killed in/by an automobile)
November 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I don't think Andonovski is going to be celebrated for this, nor should he be.
Andonovski said Bia played through a sprained MCL. She went 100 minutes. "Nobody was going to stop her [from playing]" #KCBaby
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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During the Spirit game at KC teal man mocked Kate Weisner for getting injured and so while I feel bad for most KC fans right now I do not feal bad for teal man. teal man can deal man
November 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I was hoping for a Teal Man reaction shot after Gotham scored that goal.
November 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Every time with this team
November 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Deborah Abiodun fit check
November 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Wearing the Shockwave jersey for the playoff match today as requested by the Washington Spirit admin. There is no disguising that I look like a giant lemon. Rise Up DC!
November 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
What's your sign?
September 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I tried out the "Ask the Post AI," but it couldn't tell me why Jeff Bezos is such a bellend. It was able to answer how much his divorce settlement was. It said $36 billion, but I think it was more.
September 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
More softball questions from Isaac Chotiner
a mannequin with a hole in the middle of it stands in the grass
Alt: Video of a ball being fired into a mannequin head and torso creating a hole in the chest.
media.tenor.com
September 24, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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selection of the Capitol Hill trivia team names this week: we love Tylenol; is being raptured a side effect of Tylenol; 50k in a cava bag; it’s pronounced Epstein-aminophen; torts illustrated; I have one thing to say about Charlie Kirk [redacted]
September 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Broke: Department of Defense
Woke: Department of War
Bespoke: DEPARTMENT OF GWAR
September 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Saving this for my resignation/retirement email.
August 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Say goodbye to your fingers. The table saw must be fed.
August 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Oops, Too Many Troops!

As more National Guard units deploy to D.C., local officials question the need

www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
As more National Guard units deploy to D.C., local officials question the need
Along with the 800 D.C. National Guard members already mobilized in the city, the deployments announced would bring the number of Guard members to about 1,835.
www.washingtonpost.com
August 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
The most DC missed connection is when you are blocked by the director of OMB.
July 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM