Macular Degenerate
@cobtometrist.bsky.social
He/Him. Nebraskan. College football fan. Tabletop Nerd. Painfully average.
25-17? That's not going to get the contract extension you want.
Down 3-2 in the first set? Fire Dani
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
25-17? That's not going to get the contract extension you want.
Down 3-2 in the first set? Fire Dani
November 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Down 3-2 in the first set? Fire Dani
There are entirely too many leaves in the yard and not enough degrees outside to deal with them
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
There are entirely too many leaves in the yard and not enough degrees outside to deal with them
Cornward and upward. Who knew that 7 wins can happen in a regular season?
November 9, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Cornward and upward. Who knew that 7 wins can happen in a regular season?
Don't you discredit the bad boy mowers bowl, Tim Brando
November 9, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Don't you discredit the bad boy mowers bowl, Tim Brando
Fuck a two minute warning
November 9, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Fuck a two minute warning
I should have known that Holgo playing with house money is nothing new.
November 9, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I should have known that Holgo playing with house money is nothing new.
Everyone knows EJ is going to get the ball.
Don't get too cute, Dana. You can still give him the ball.
Don't get too cute, Dana. You can still give him the ball.
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Everyone knows EJ is going to get the ball.
Don't get too cute, Dana. You can still give him the ball.
Don't get too cute, Dana. You can still give him the ball.
Fucking fuck fuck fuck
November 9, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Fucking fuck fuck fuck
I'm not convinced Tim Skipper is a real person, based on the sideline camera work
November 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I'm not convinced Tim Skipper is a real person, based on the sideline camera work
I don't have many conspiracy theory beliefs but I'm 100% convinced Matt Rhule is trying to force a lot of one possession games to try and mask Nebraska's historically poor performance in such games.
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I don't have many conspiracy theory beliefs but I'm 100% convinced Matt Rhule is trying to force a lot of one possession games to try and mask Nebraska's historically poor performance in such games.
11PM local commercials just hit different.
November 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
11PM local commercials just hit different.
More points now. Any points. Specifically for Nebraska. Please.
November 9, 2025 at 4:45 AM
More points now. Any points. Specifically for Nebraska. Please.
I am not a fan of the defense immediately giving up a momentum shifting touchdown after the offense tries to break the game open.
I am aware that I'm not following the right team to avoid this sort of thing.
I am aware that I'm not following the right team to avoid this sort of thing.
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I am not a fan of the defense immediately giving up a momentum shifting touchdown after the offense tries to break the game open.
I am aware that I'm not following the right team to avoid this sort of thing.
I am aware that I'm not following the right team to avoid this sort of thing.
WHEEEEEEEEEEL ROUTE
November 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
WHEEEEEEEEEEL ROUTE
Is the entire offensive line false starting or does UCLA's center just have a weak arm? That's the fifth time I've seen both lines engaged well before the ball even gets to Iamaleava.
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Is the entire offensive line false starting or does UCLA's center just have a weak arm? That's the fifth time I've seen both lines engaged well before the ball even gets to Iamaleava.
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Fuck a two minute warning
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Fuck a two minute warning
Now please do the scoring play again
November 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Now please do the scoring play again
Lol there were linemen like 40 yards downfield on that screen hell yeah
November 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Lol there were linemen like 40 yards downfield on that screen hell yeah
Fox pushed the kickoff of this game back 15 minutes but they are not going to let that stop them from cramming as many commercials down our throat as possible.
November 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Fox pushed the kickoff of this game back 15 minutes but they are not going to let that stop them from cramming as many commercials down our throat as possible.
Nebraska is 128th in red zone defense so UCLA drawing this out is just salt in the wound
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Nebraska is 128th in red zone defense so UCLA drawing this out is just salt in the wound
Dammit shootyhoops I have to watch my middling football team kick off against another middling football team why are you interfering
November 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Dammit shootyhoops I have to watch my middling football team kick off against another middling football team why are you interfering