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Macular Degenerate
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He/Him. Nebraskan. College football fan. Tabletop Nerd. Painfully average.
Wondering how long it'll be before one of these drones accidentally tags an athlete mid-air.
February 8, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Survived throwing an 8 year old a birthday party. Please clap.
February 8, 2026 at 12:41 AM
My kingdom for a pair of shoes that can survive a 7 year old for more than 30 days.
February 7, 2026 at 4:44 PM
The devil's calorie burn.
February 7, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Going through my old football card trapper keeper collection and man there's a lot of Guys Worth Remembering in here and for some reason an entire row of Jeff Blake cards.
February 7, 2026 at 4:30 AM
A+ coach name
February 7, 2026 at 1:57 AM
A single tournament win is still the goal.
February 1, 2026 at 11:01 PM
What is your favorite background music from the StarCraft series and why is it Terran theme 4 from StarCraft 2?
February 1, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Not a bad January considering COVID at the start of the month and a blood donation at the end of it. Trying really hard to avoid the shin splints that ruined large chunks of last year.
January 31, 2026 at 8:24 PM
We have finally found a temperature where the corgi is willing to come inside when called.
January 31, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Melania documentary heat check:

The only multiscreen theater in town, in a county that went 68% for Trump, would rather show the Markiplier movie and Zootopia 2 for the ninth week in a row instead
January 29, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Running while down a pint of blood might have been a mistake.
January 29, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I'm a little bit mad about it
Nebraska has led for like 98% of this game and even when they lose I probably won't be that mad about it
January 28, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Poop.
January 28, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Nebraska has led for like 98% of this game and even when they lose I probably won't be that mad about it
January 28, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Cackling
January 28, 2026 at 1:30 AM
The state of Michigan losing to traditional basketball powers Rutgers and Nebraska
January 28, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Michigan why are you wearing cheese heads.
January 28, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Time to test that old vasovagal response at the blood drive
January 27, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Stupid treadmill.
January 25, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I should run. I'll feel better after I run.

But I really don't wanna
January 25, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Pryce out there just having a good time
January 24, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Roughly one 2026 Honda Civic away from paying off my student loans in full.

Sure, it took 13 years to get here but that's fine.
January 24, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Sam Hoiberg for Coach's Son of the Year
January 22, 2026 at 2:50 AM
The One With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 1:07 AM