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Macular Degenerate
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He/Him. Nebraskan. College football fan. Tabletop Nerd. Painfully average.
Booooooo
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
A touchdown at this point would be a travesty
February 9, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Eaglehorse
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Sabrina Carpenter ate her dead husband this is the future the Left wants
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Bluesky, the app for sports.
lol Twitter is down
February 9, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Jason Myers Field goal distances, combined: 156 yards

Patriots offense: 58 yards
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Halftime show just seems like a good time.
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Reposted by Macular Degenerate
a cartoon character with glasses and the word butts on her mouth
Alt: Tina Belcher getting ready to direct a Super Bowl ad
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Crypto so broke they had to crib a karaoke slideshow
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I love how 90% of my feed is the "Are you a bad teammate" chart now
February 9, 2026 at 12:54 AM
February 9, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Kenneth Walker has generated 50% of the yards gained in this entire game so far.
February 9, 2026 at 12:37 AM
How ugly can a game be before they give a kicker the MVP?
Sam Darnold is going to go 8/22 for 38 yards and 1 TD and somehow win MVP.
February 9, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Sam Darnold is going to go 8/22 for 38 yards and 1 TD and somehow win MVP.
February 9, 2026 at 12:25 AM
How many goddamn AI commercials they got in this broadcast
February 9, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Iliaaaaaa
February 8, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Wondering how long it'll be before one of these drones accidentally tags an athlete mid-air.
February 8, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Survived throwing an 8 year old a birthday party. Please clap.
February 8, 2026 at 12:41 AM
My kingdom for a pair of shoes that can survive a 7 year old for more than 30 days.
February 7, 2026 at 4:44 PM
The devil's calorie burn.
February 7, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Going through my old football card trapper keeper collection and man there's a lot of Guys Worth Remembering in here and for some reason an entire row of Jeff Blake cards.
February 7, 2026 at 4:30 AM
A+ coach name
February 7, 2026 at 1:57 AM
A single tournament win is still the goal.
February 1, 2026 at 11:01 PM
What is your favorite background music from the StarCraft series and why is it Terran theme 4 from StarCraft 2?
February 1, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Not a bad January considering COVID at the start of the month and a blood donation at the end of it. Trying really hard to avoid the shin splints that ruined large chunks of last year.
January 31, 2026 at 8:24 PM