Macular Degenerate
@cobtometrist.bsky.social
He/Him. Nebraskan. College football fan. Tabletop Nerd. Painfully average.
The new Smurfs film has certainly made some interesting choices.
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The new Smurfs film has certainly made some interesting choices.
Every easy run falls victim to "I'm feeling good I can go a little harder" eventually.
November 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Every easy run falls victim to "I'm feeling good I can go a little harder" eventually.
Emmett Johnson
November 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Emmett Johnson
Evening wear acquired
November 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Evening wear acquired
Happy Halloween indeed.
October 31, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Happy Halloween indeed.
Very upset at the vet's office today
October 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Very upset at the vet's office today
Goddamn woke ass NFL showing a football getting aborted on Monday night.
October 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Goddamn woke ass NFL showing a football getting aborted on Monday night.
He can afford an F-15? Look out for mercenary Solo Win* Pixy
*Against the top 5
*Against the top 5
October 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
He can afford an F-15? Look out for mercenary Solo Win* Pixy
*Against the top 5
*Against the top 5
Conference play is off to a fine start.
October 12, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Conference play is off to a fine start.
Why'd they put Strawberry Shortcake by the poop shed
October 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Why'd they put Strawberry Shortcake by the poop shed
Fuck it, we ball.
October 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Fuck it, we ball.
TIMMY NO DON'T FUSE WITH THE CART IT'S NOT GOOD FOR YOUR MOLECULES.
September 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
TIMMY NO DON'T FUSE WITH THE CART IT'S NOT GOOD FOR YOUR MOLECULES.
Met a dog, dog has a business card.
September 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Met a dog, dog has a business card.
Key feature.
September 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Key feature.
You can move the ball one of two ways.
September 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
You can move the ball one of two ways.
Hearing rumors of a Golden Hurricane
September 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Hearing rumors of a Golden Hurricane
Puma what are you doing.
Puma stop.
Puma stop.
September 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Puma what are you doing.
Puma stop.
Puma stop.
Once again Nebraska has constructed the type of team that can turn a blowout on the stat sheet into a one possession loss to Iowa to end the season at 6-6
September 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Once again Nebraska has constructed the type of team that can turn a blowout on the stat sheet into a one possession loss to Iowa to end the season at 6-6
And then there's Iowa.
September 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
And then there's Iowa.
Beat them so bad the cowards left the conference and when that wasn't far enough they scampered off to Division 1.
August 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Beat them so bad the cowards left the conference and when that wasn't far enough they scampered off to Division 1.
Ah yeah that's the stuff.
August 29, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Ah yeah that's the stuff.