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@cmse7en.bsky.social
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ME: hey I’m calling in slick today

BOSS: you mean sick?

ME: no. too sweaty. very wet.
June 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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They were supposed to be deporting “gang members” and “criminals.”

So far, they have kidnapped people working their day jobs and folks lawfully showing up for their immigration court appearances…

It was always a lie.
June 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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February 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
February 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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January 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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January 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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I can't believe it's only January 92nd
January 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
January 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Is everyone excited for the season finale of America?
January 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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i'm losing it
January 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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For the people in the back…
January 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
January 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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If Zuckerberg is having a midlife crisis, why can’t he just buy a piss-yellow convertible like every other jagoff and leave us alone?
January 16, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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January 4, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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I stand by this.
January 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Trump/Musk 2025.
January 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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just ate 2 Popeyes biscuits, no drink
December 13, 2024 at 4:41 PM
On the outside, I may seem OK, but on the inside, I'm your boomer parent's laptop with 287 open tabs.
December 13, 2024 at 4:01 PM
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November 29, 2024 at 12:55 AM
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GAI is not welcome in my spaces. Stick that slop in the bin
November 27, 2024 at 10:15 AM
Choose your fighter:
November 27, 2024 at 2:21 AM
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Just a reminder that there’s an app available for your TV called PBS RETRO where you can watch all sorts of wonderful old pbs shows like Mr. Rogers and Reading Rainbow, you know, in case you might need that sort of energy right now
November 26, 2024 at 1:22 PM