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Chris - drummer
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Comedy: (Rik & Ade, Coogan, Fast Show, Vic n Bob etc…)

Music: (Varied, but esp. Classic/heavier & funkier rock - Queen, Dan Reed Network, Thunder, GnR, Extreme etc…)

My 80s band is at www.facebook.com/totalrecalluk

Views my own & not of my employer
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What the husband @mjowen174.bsky.social says is true.
It’s been a bit quiet in my shop lately.
If you’re looking for #Christmas cards and gifts please have a look at my website.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
A repost would be lovely too.
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Really can’t see the photo of this chef without immediately thinking….
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Why was ‘Oxford Road Show’ three words, but ‘Antiques Roadshow’ only two? It’s discrepancies like this that caused Tim Davie to resign.
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Cracking time with my 80s band last night in Canterbury - here’s a little stage view! ☺️
November 9, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Me, flirting
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It’s no real surprise that Royal Mail lose so much money - they leave approximately £3m worth of rubber bands on my doorstep every year.
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
#traitors that ‘I LOVE ALAN’ T shirt is going to be slightly tweaked by a few photoshoppers isn’t it….
November 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Yeah - that can absolutely fuck off, and keep fucking off for eternity,

apple.news/AlYRsYqXGT_S...
This ‘spider megacity’ may be the largest web ever found. But what’s inside is even more extraordinary — The Independent
Researchers say well over 100,000 spiders from two different species coexist in this remarkable underground metropolis for arachnids
apple.news
November 6, 2025 at 8:24 AM
People of BlueSky! Let's get to know each other better! What is your all-time favorite TV show?
November 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Quote post your favourite reaction gif of all time
October 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
And here’s a change for shameless plug of my band with a live cover of one of this week’s hits! (No, not Milli Vanilli) #totp

youtu.be/XMKPt4JCaac?...
'Real Gone Kid': live at Lester's, Margate
YouTube video by Total Recall
youtu.be
October 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
That’s a sobering intro to the next episode :-/ #totp
October 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
As a drummer, I heartily agree with the 70s #totp stylistic choices of often having the most important, best, sexiest and funniest band member at the front of the stage
a woman in a pink dress is making a funny face and saying `` i said what i said '' .
ALT: a woman in a pink dress is making a funny face and saying `` i said what i said '' .
media.tenor.com
October 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Sure that’s not Charles Dance? #totp
October 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Video directed by Ridley Scott or something (probably*) #totp

(* it wasn’t)
October 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I recall thinking Demis Roussos was ‘old persons music’ at the time….but I do NOT remember it being so outrageously ludicrous but also incredible hypnotic in a bizarre way! 😄 #totp
October 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Yes, it’s by birthday today.
No, no-one will see this.
a white cat wearing a party hat is surrounded by confetti and gifts
ALT: a white cat wearing a party hat is surrounded by confetti and gifts
media.tenor.com
October 23, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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A story in three parts
October 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Good evening Hammersmith!
October 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
October 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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If you could please do us a favour and RT (or whatever it is on here) my writing CV I would be extremely grateful. I am a very capable writer of words, mainly “humorous”’ and if you have some PROPER paid work for me, please DM me. Thank you for your time www.mathew-owen.co.uk
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October 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
All rise for the new Archbishop of Canterbury
October 3, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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Call me a prude if you want to, but I do think it's really weird to use your conference speech to list your favourite wanking euphemisms
September 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM