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Chris - drummer
@cmsdrums.bsky.social
Comedy: (Rik & Ade, Coogan, Fast Show, Vic n Bob etc…)

Music: (Varied, but esp. Classic/heavier & funkier rock - Queen, Dan Reed Network, Thunder, GnR, Extreme etc…)

My 80s band is at www.facebook.com/totalrecalluk

Views my own & not of my employer
Don’t know what she did to piss off the caption writers.
January 5, 2026 at 7:43 PM
“Piss off toast, go fuck yourself croissants….”
January 5, 2026 at 6:20 PM
January 4, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Best unexpected casting?:

1) Benny Hill - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Or
2) Bruce Forsyth - Bedknobs & Broomsticks
January 2, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Ronan Keating, Jools Holland, Jane McDonald….well, the main channels are spoiling us tonight aren’t they?
December 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Christmas bone gratefully accepted…
December 31, 2025 at 8:21 PM
First Christmas since diabetes diagnosis in January…..
December 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Absolutely horrible news to read on today of all days…not just one of my club’s greatest players, but one of the best ever footballers, period. RIPRobbo #NFFC
December 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Feeling a suitable combination of cheered, reflective, tearful, nostalgia-ridden, and delighted after Paul & Bob’s Gone Fishing Christmas special - as it should be at this time. Lovely stuff.
December 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Happy Christmas to all the nice people here in my phone 🎄🎅🏻🎁
December 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Just pulled this together, and can see me getting full value from it on the socials….
December 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Who else could claim a first ever single as incredible Aerosmith’s as ‘Dream On’…what a song #strictly
December 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The abbreviation for
‘Members of Parliament’ should (if not remaining as ‘MP’ for the plural as well as singular) actually be ‘MsP’, shouldn’t it? It’s not ‘Member of Parliaments’.

Is this what a breakdown looks like?….
December 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
You can wash it with soap
You can scrub it with soda
You’ll never get rid of that Billingsgate odour

#RussellToveyFuckeAFysh #TWBTLATS
December 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Gget your messagges….
December 12, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Just stumbled on this entry for the inaugural ‘It’s All About Me’ Gene Simmons Awards: 😬
December 9, 2025 at 9:06 AM
#totp best cover of this ever recorded is by The SAS Band

youtu.be/JS13zF-dAOc?...
The Name of the Game
YouTube video by Release - Topic
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November 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Work again tomorrow
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Now they need to do the rest of them
Nathan Gill; A traitor who was at the very top of Reform UK, aiding and abetting Russian adversaries, has been sentenced today.

Reform UK should be ashamed. Britain deserves better.
November 21, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Reposted by Chris - drummer
What the husband @mjowen174.bsky.social says is true.
It’s been a bit quiet in my shop lately.
If you’re looking for #Christmas cards and gifts please have a look at my website.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
A repost would be lovely too.
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Really can’t see the photo of this chef without immediately thinking….
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Why was ‘Oxford Road Show’ three words, but ‘Antiques Roadshow’ only two? It’s discrepancies like this that caused Tim Davie to resign.
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Cracking time with my 80s band last night in Canterbury - here’s a little stage view! ☺️
November 9, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Me, flirting
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It’s no real surprise that Royal Mail lose so much money - they leave approximately £3m worth of rubber bands on my doorstep every year.
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM