More of a fort than a base, but here we gar:

hey just saw this are you guys still bombing yemen

fuck you

I'm the guy who comes up with every new Oreo idea. They come in and hit me in the temple with a pipe until I yell something like "old-world tomato and basil!!" then they leave me alone for a few days. The end of the pipe is wrapped in some sort of nerf foam but it still fucks up my orbital bones.

another drone sighted [picture of a guy who looks exactly like you flying a hot air balloon into power lines. zero resuls on reverse image search]