Jorlan
@cmdrjorlan.bsky.social
"CMDR" is a gaming title, not a military one. Retired from Elite Dangerous. Cybersecurity. Food hacker. Casual gamer. Escaping the Elon-sphere. UFO/High Strangeness nerd.
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The era we are living in offers too many illustrations of greed, narcissism, and hatefulness. But I still believe we can recommit ourselves to serving the common good of all Americans. [Artwork by Jennifer Bloomer]
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The era we are living in offers too many illustrations of greed, narcissism, and hatefulness. But I still believe we can recommit ourselves to serving the common good of all Americans. [Artwork by Jennifer Bloomer]
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On the name "Teflon Don:" Teflon eventually breaks down. When the coating breaks down, things start to stick. And when that coating is broken: it becomes toxic.
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
On the name "Teflon Don:" Teflon eventually breaks down. When the coating breaks down, things start to stick. And when that coating is broken: it becomes toxic.
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ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
October 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
Whoever took Azure/O365 down, I love you.
October 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Whoever took Azure/O365 down, I love you.
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why do nazis keep showing up
October 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
why do nazis keep showing up
Pretty sure headshotting a minister with open arms is not something Jesus would have done.
Reverend David Black, other faith leaders, journalists, and protestors have joined a class action lawsuit alleging ICE violated their First Amendment rights during protests outside a detention center.
The brutality of this regime is on full display.
The brutality of this regime is on full display.
October 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Pretty sure headshotting a minister with open arms is not something Jesus would have done.
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October 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
October 4, 2025 at 7:45 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Neat. In the meantime, I think Disney execs needs to sit down and watch Andor. Because clearly they haven't. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pa1...
The Mandalorian and Grogu | Official Trailer | In Theaters May 22, 2026
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September 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Neat. In the meantime, I think Disney execs needs to sit down and watch Andor. Because clearly they haven't. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pa1...
How do we petition the emoji authorities to publish an inverted US flag to denote distress?
September 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
How do we petition the emoji authorities to publish an inverted US flag to denote distress?
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
September 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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This story is not getting the attention it deserves in fact it should be so shocking that it took over the CK story at this point.
However, you would be hard pressed to find more than a couple people who even know what happened
However, you would be hard pressed to find more than a couple people who even know what happened
The family of Trey Reed is seeking an independent autopsy following the Delta State University student’s death on Monday, when his body was found hanging in a tree on campus.
Trey Reed’s Family Calls for an Independent Autopsy After Tree Hanging Death
Demartravion “Trey” Reed’s family is seeking an independent autopsy after the Delta State University student was found hanging in a tree.
www.mississippifreepress.org
September 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
This story is not getting the attention it deserves in fact it should be so shocking that it took over the CK story at this point.
However, you would be hard pressed to find more than a couple people who even know what happened
However, you would be hard pressed to find more than a couple people who even know what happened
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A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say.
This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand.
All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.
This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand.
All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.
September 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say.
This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand.
All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.
This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand.
All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.
Seriously: How would we know? He vomits word salad every day.
September 12, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Seriously: How would we know? He vomits word salad every day.
Nepal is speed-running revolution.
Protestors in Nepal overthrew the government in less than 48 hours due to corruption. They refused a curfew, spread protests across all cities, fought police in roaming street battles, burnt down politicians' houses, stole military weapons, stormed the parliament & burnt it, forced the PM to resign.
September 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Nepal is speed-running revolution.
I don't condone doxxing, but as a Phillies fan, I gleefully await the moment karma discovers this woman.
Sportscenter's Nicole Briscoe & Michael Eaves went off on the woman in the home run ball situation in Miami
September 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I don't condone doxxing, but as a Phillies fan, I gleefully await the moment karma discovers this woman.
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good morning to all phillies fans except one
September 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
good morning to all phillies fans except one
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mom's spaghetti
Hegseth: "Maximum lethality -- not tepid legality. Violent effect, not politically correct. We're gonna raise up warriors. Not just defenders."
September 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
mom's spaghetti