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Jorlan
@cmdrjorlan.bsky.social
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"CMDR" is a gaming title, not a military one. Retired from Elite Dangerous. Cybersecurity. Food hacker. Casual gamer. Escaping the Elon-sphere. UFO/High Strangeness nerd.
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Perfection takes time.
December 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Top-tiered content as always. 🔥
December 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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RFK Jr. Simulator.
December 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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a cartoon character with smoke coming out of his eyes says `` my eyes '' .
Alt: a cartoon character with smoke coming out of his eyes says `` my eyes '' .
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December 1, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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a man in a black shirt is smiling in front of a window with a computer monitor that says ' 00 ' on it
Alt: Peter Thiel knows about the Antichrist.
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November 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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two men in military uniforms are singing in front of a us flag
Alt: two men in military uniforms are laughing in front of a us flag
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November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
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November 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Safe travels. No detours through the White Mountains please.
November 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Bill Clinton eating popcorn.
November 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Just a blip...sadly.
November 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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a cartoon of a man holding his head with the words my cabbages written above him
Alt: a cartoon of a man holding his head with the words my cabbages written above him
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November 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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a man 's face is shown in front of a sign that says " live peter thiel reaction "
Alt: a man 's face is shown in front of a sign that says " live peter thiel reaction "
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November 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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a bald man in a suit and tie is raising his hands in the air and saying `` thank you jesus '' .
ALT: a bald man in a suit and tie is raising his hands in the air and saying `` thank you jesus '' .
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November 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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a white rabbit with pink ears is standing on a table with its mouth open .
ALT: a white rabbit with pink ears is standing on a table with its mouth open .
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November 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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barack obama is sitting in a chair making a funny face and asking why tho ?
ALT: barack obama is sitting in a chair making a funny face and asking why tho ?
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November 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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That's a solid 8 on the grandpa pants scale.
November 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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🤣
a man wearing a brown sweater is eating a sandwich .
Alt: a man wearing a brown sweater is eating a sandwich .
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November 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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a man in a suit and tie is being touched by a woman in a bob ross costume
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is being touched by a woman in a bob ross costume
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November 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM