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davelee.me
Dutch late night TV has its take
September 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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katmabu.bsky.social
Congratulations to the Babylon Bee for accidentally writing something funny! This article was published a week ago.
"There Is No Epstein Client List," Say Epstein's Clients Jul 8, 2025 WORLD — Concerned citizens of nations around the world breathed a collective sigh of relief this week, as the individuals who comprised Jeffrey Epstein's client list assured everyone that there was no Epstein client list. After years of speculation about the names that could be present on the list of people who were involved in Epstein's alleged global human trafficking ring, the matter was finally settled by the people on the list issuing a joint statement denying the existence of the list. "The list that our names are on does not exist," said a representative of the people named on the list. "While it has been claimed that the presence of our names on Jeffrey Epstein's list was evidence that we were potentially guilty of horrific crimes against innocent victims, we can assure everyone that there is no ‘client list,' regardless of the fact that our names are on it." Though skeptics maintained that Epstein's client list most definitely existed and was being concealed by powerful elites to keep it secret, the powerful elites were adamant that it was not the case. "Don't be ridiculous," said one powerful elite. "As one of the people who is named on the Epstein client list, I can say with full confidence that there is no Epstein client list. Please stop asking about the release of the Epstein client list, thank you. Because it doesn't exist. And I would know, because my name is on it."
July 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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qasimrashid.com
In 2016 MN Police killed a Black man named Philando Castile despite him disclosing he had a legal firearm.

Yesterday MN Police released a white woman named Jenny Boelter despite her car full of cash, firearms, & passports hours after her husband mass murdered people & was on the run from police.
June 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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weareronin.bsky.social
San Diego neighborhood makes ICE agents retreat
June 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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thedevil.bsky.social
April 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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zoekeating.com
Anticipating the erasure of my retirement fund for the third time in my life
two women are dancing in a store in front of a fridge .
Alt: Molly Ringwald and Ally Sheedy dancing in The Breakfast Club
media.tenor.com
April 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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elienyc.bsky.social
This whole country wants bad things for others more than they want good things for themselves.
February 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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thedesertginger.bsky.social
With ICE raids already starting, remember this when you get asked if you've seen anyone they're looking for,

NO
I don't remember
I haven't seen anyone
I don't know
Fuck off

Ok, maybe not the last one, but erase your memory

Be an ally
January 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM