NewJackSwing
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See, this is why I hate Thanksgiving food.
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
See, this is why I hate Thanksgiving food.
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I'm not Italian, but someone's Italian grandmother would be proud of me right now! This sauce has been in the oven for 6 hours, there's a mix of the last garden romas and San Marzanos, and my house smells like heaven 🤤
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I'm not Italian, but someone's Italian grandmother would be proud of me right now! This sauce has been in the oven for 6 hours, there's a mix of the last garden romas and San Marzanos, and my house smells like heaven 🤤
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I see only desiccated white turkey meat. Fuckin plain ass green beans and carrots? These people actively avoid joy in their lives every single day.
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I see only desiccated white turkey meat. Fuckin plain ass green beans and carrots? These people actively avoid joy in their lives every single day.
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I do! 👋😁
1. That's not mac and cheese. That's a cry for help.
2. That turkey is drier than my sense of humor.
3. The mashed potatoes look like they were plaster cast.
4. The stuffing looks like hamster bedding.
5. The only things on the table I'd eat are the veggies, cranberry sauce, and rolls.
1. That's not mac and cheese. That's a cry for help.
2. That turkey is drier than my sense of humor.
3. The mashed potatoes look like they were plaster cast.
4. The stuffing looks like hamster bedding.
5. The only things on the table I'd eat are the veggies, cranberry sauce, and rolls.
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I do! 👋😁
1. That's not mac and cheese. That's a cry for help.
2. That turkey is drier than my sense of humor.
3. The mashed potatoes look like they were plaster cast.
4. The stuffing looks like hamster bedding.
5. The only things on the table I'd eat are the veggies, cranberry sauce, and rolls.
1. That's not mac and cheese. That's a cry for help.
2. That turkey is drier than my sense of humor.
3. The mashed potatoes look like they were plaster cast.
4. The stuffing looks like hamster bedding.
5. The only things on the table I'd eat are the veggies, cranberry sauce, and rolls.
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Addendum:
Did she just dump a bag of previously frozen green beans into a dish and what the hell is that mushy thing in the center?!
Did she just dump a bag of previously frozen green beans into a dish and what the hell is that mushy thing in the center?!
November 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Addendum:
Did she just dump a bag of previously frozen green beans into a dish and what the hell is that mushy thing in the center?!
Did she just dump a bag of previously frozen green beans into a dish and what the hell is that mushy thing in the center?!
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The croissants look furry. There's no cheese on the mac, the mashed potatoes look dry and bland, and the turkey looks unseasoned.
a woman sitting at a table with the words lost my appetite written on her face
Alt: A woman with brown hair sitting at a table with the words "Lost my appetite" written at the bottom of the screen.
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November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The croissants look furry. There's no cheese on the mac, the mashed potatoes look dry and bland, and the turkey looks unseasoned.
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I can see it & LORDY LORDY SIX BY FORTY!!🤤
a man wearing a head scarf and a sweater is making a funny face .
ALT: a man wearing a head scarf and a sweater is making a funny face .
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November 22, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I can see it & LORDY LORDY SIX BY FORTY!!🤤
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Man, I just lost forty pounds... I'm about to find every last one 😹
a woman is sitting at a table with a plate of food in front of her .
ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with a plate of food in front of her .
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November 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Man, I just lost forty pounds... I'm about to find every last one 😹
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I'm straight as hell but I'd marry her for that.
a man wearing sunglasses and holding a bunch of keys is standing in front of a car .
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and holding a bunch of keys is standing in front of a car .
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November 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I'm straight as hell but I'd marry her for that.
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Lame-duck President engaging in some political violence.
November 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Lame-duck President engaging in some political violence.
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Normalize this demographic Stop voting Republican and there’d be no reason to impeach.
November 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Normalize this demographic Stop voting Republican and there’d be no reason to impeach.
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Oh! My! God! I’m serving cinnamon rolls for Thanksgiving breakfast and may have to add this sweetness to give them a little bump. 😋
November 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Oh! My! God! I’m serving cinnamon rolls for Thanksgiving breakfast and may have to add this sweetness to give them a little bump. 😋
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I’m not on Insta either, but I was able to watch the video.
And dayum! I’m def gonna try this one! 🤤🤤
And dayum! I’m def gonna try this one! 🤤🤤
November 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I’m not on Insta either, but I was able to watch the video.
And dayum! I’m def gonna try this one! 🤤🤤
And dayum! I’m def gonna try this one! 🤤🤤
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@clubbing-guy.bsky.social I think it's time to assemble the bigbacks. This one's mine though.
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November 20, 2025 at 8:51 AM
@clubbing-guy.bsky.social I think it's time to assemble the bigbacks. This one's mine though.
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Nothing says “Good Christians” like rounding up people Jesus looked like during the season celebrating his birth.
November 18, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Nothing says “Good Christians” like rounding up people Jesus looked like during the season celebrating his birth.
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Unpopular take:
Several things can be true at the same time.
I can be angry that voters left us with lunatics in charge and I can be angry that certain choices were made in the face of the fallout.
Several things can be true at the same time.
I can be angry that voters left us with lunatics in charge and I can be angry that certain choices were made in the face of the fallout.
November 10, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Unpopular take:
Several things can be true at the same time.
I can be angry that voters left us with lunatics in charge and I can be angry that certain choices were made in the face of the fallout.
Several things can be true at the same time.
I can be angry that voters left us with lunatics in charge and I can be angry that certain choices were made in the face of the fallout.
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This is some fucked up victim-blaming shit, and racists, misogynists, non-voters, and purity voters got us here.
As a person with so many autoimmune conditions that I struggle to remember to list them all when asked about them, I will never forgive any of you.
As a person with so many autoimmune conditions that I struggle to remember to list them all when asked about them, I will never forgive any of you.
Rep. John McGuire: "We need to rethink healthcare in America. It needs to be a preventative healthcare system, not a reactive, put-a-bandaid-on system that we have...you cannot exercise your way out of bad nutrition. Eat right, exercise right, lead a healthy lifestyle, & maybe have early screenings"
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
This is some fucked up victim-blaming shit, and racists, misogynists, non-voters, and purity voters got us here.
As a person with so many autoimmune conditions that I struggle to remember to list them all when asked about them, I will never forgive any of you.
As a person with so many autoimmune conditions that I struggle to remember to list them all when asked about them, I will never forgive any of you.
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BTW, you can be angry at those senators without rage-posting about it. Especially if you are making sweeping statements about the party.
The narrative that only Democrat electeds have agency is an insidious one. Don't feed it!
The narrative that only Democrat electeds have agency is an insidious one. Don't feed it!
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
BTW, you can be angry at those senators without rage-posting about it. Especially if you are making sweeping statements about the party.
The narrative that only Democrat electeds have agency is an insidious one. Don't feed it!
The narrative that only Democrat electeds have agency is an insidious one. Don't feed it!
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Find resources to help avoid crashing out on social media
Keep your mind, body, and spirit strong through nothing more exciting than reducing digital and media exposure, getting out in nature, moving your body, prioritizing nutrition and sleep, and having IRL social interactions that r positive
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November 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Find resources to help avoid crashing out on social media
Keep your mind, body, and spirit strong through nothing more exciting than reducing digital and media exposure, getting out in nature, moving your body, prioritizing nutrition and sleep, and having IRL social interactions that r positive
Keep your mind, body, and spirit strong through nothing more exciting than reducing digital and media exposure, getting out in nature, moving your body, prioritizing nutrition and sleep, and having IRL social interactions that r positive
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Collards came out 🔥 Waiting on this chicken to bake so I can smother it in gravy. 🤤
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Collards came out 🔥 Waiting on this chicken to bake so I can smother it in gravy. 🤤