Clommy
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Clommy
@clommydearest.bsky.social
It's that time of the year again. My holiday baking is much, much, MUCH more humble than it once was.
December 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Maybe I WILL box-dye blonde myself again. You're not my dad! Besides, not even he could stop me.
December 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Never forgot the moment Ian Malcolm and Alan Grant held hands in Jurassic Park:
April 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Watching.

Biding time.

Strategizing.

Be safe out there, y'all.
December 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
What do you MEAN this order that was placed towards the end of September and then stuck in Pre-Shipment since Mid-October that was subsequently refunded as a result was out for delivery today??? What do YOU MEAN it couldn't be delivered when another package was left at my doorstep???

HELLO???
December 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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1725: Why the fuck did I lose my left hand for the same wages I earned while being 10x more productive than last year? Who the fuck is benefiting here?

2025: Why am I losing my job to a machine that encourages kids to kill themselves and can't actually do my job? Who the fuck is benefiting here?
December 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
"Lazy" chicken soup base is beginning. No more sick in this household, pls. 😤

(It's lazy because I'm using Better Than Bouillon for the broth, and rotisserie chicken for the... chicken...)
November 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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can’t believe I have to work at a job? for money? instead of always being on vacation?? has anybody looked into this
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Toyota, as presented by a black metal artist.
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I have seen Frankenstein, and I have wept. Such a beautiful and loving rendition.
November 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I was cool with how this looked for approximately a day and half, but now the reality of growing back my eyebrows has set in.

THEY ITCH! RELENTLESSLY!!!
November 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
No more headaches, please. Just let me have th e stre ngt h and energ y to s ew and enj o y a ho b by

P le a s e .
October 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Some transgender people see only darkness in front and behind them.

The current climate is especially accelerating this.

Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves.
Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶
September 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Say what you will about the general quality of goods we have here in the United States but it's undeniable we have the freshest hells on the planet.
September 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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I'm so tired of sharing a planet with people who only dream of escaping from it, who treat the earth as fundamentally evil and disposable. So fucking sad.
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Ironing EIGHTEEN FEET of fabric is exhausting and a lot of physical labor, actually.

But it is DONE!!!
September 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
After much frustration aligning the pieces, the pattern is cut and ready for fabric.

I'm going to have to go full Goblin Mode on the floor.
September 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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September 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Sausage.
September 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i
September 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I have strongly worded fists for the person whomst drafted this pattern and edited the piecing out for letter printing. Not a single panel lines up. Every page is centered differently.

At least it's a loose fitting garment... I tell myself as I continue to scream, trying to align the pieces.
September 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
A pound of hot italian sausage?

What does THAT have to do with cooking?! HELLO!
August 31, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I WAS going to print out and piece together the pattern for the kaftan I want to make, BUT satans printer strikes again -

I used the printer to scan a document a few months ago, and the lowest ink cartridges were around 25%. The printer is now registering them depleted. 🥰
a woman in a black dress says it - it - the f - it - flam - flames
Alt: Madeline Kahn in a black dress says "it - it - the f - it - flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face..." taken from Clue (1985)
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August 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM