It's that time of the year again. My holiday baking is much, much, MUCH more humble than it once was.

Watching.

Biding time.

Strategizing.

Be safe out there, y'all.

What do you MEAN this order that was placed towards the end of September and then stuck in Pre-Shipment since Mid-October that was subsequently refunded as a result was out for delivery today??? What do YOU MEAN it couldn't be delivered when another package was left at my doorstep???

HELLO???

Soup and it looks more like a curry but it's still chicken soup.

"Lazy" chicken soup base is beginning. No more sick in this household, pls. 😤

(It's lazy because I'm using Better Than Bouillon for the broth, and rotisserie chicken for the... chicken...)

Toyota, as presented by a black metal artist.

I was cool with how this looked for approximately a day and half, but now the reality of growing back my eyebrows has set in.

THEY ITCH! RELENTLESSLY!!!

After much frustration aligning the pieces, the pattern is cut and ready for fabric.

I'm going to have to go full Goblin Mode on the floor.

WHIMSY!

I have strongly worded fists for the person whomst drafted this pattern and edited the piecing out for letter printing. Not a single panel lines up. Every page is centered differently.

At least it's a loose fitting garment... I tell myself as I continue to scream, trying to align the pieces.

Me when I eat Daiya macaroni and cheese