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Alright, I love doing this so here we go. Post a superpower and I’ll give you a side effect/downside. Bonus points for really unique things. :)
Elect a clown, expect a circus.
April 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Elect a clown, expect a circus.
So! I'm looking to broaden and expand my video editing portfolio - anyone out there interested in collaborating?
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February 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
So! I'm looking to broaden and expand my video editing portfolio - anyone out there interested in collaborating?
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Bravo.
BREAKING: Jerry Nadler has stepped back after a challenge for leadership of the Judiciary Committee by Jamie Raskin.
Nadler endorsed Raskin in a letter to colleagues.
It’s good to see Democrats making way for new leaders.
Nadler endorsed Raskin in a letter to colleagues.
It’s good to see Democrats making way for new leaders.
Nadler to Relinquish Democrats’ Top Judiciary Post, Bowing to Calls for Change (Gift Article)
Democrats’ longtime leader on the panel faced a challenge from Representative Jamie Raskin, and pressure from colleagues who wanted a younger, more strategic figure at the helm.
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Bravo.
I mean it’s true, y’all put that glass there to tempt me into knocking it over. Obvious trap.
December 4, 2024 at 11:32 PM
I mean it’s true, y’all put that glass there to tempt me into knocking it over. Obvious trap.
Alright, I love doing this so here we go. Post a superpower and I’ll give you a side effect/downside. Bonus points for really unique things. :)
December 4, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Alright, I love doing this so here we go. Post a superpower and I’ll give you a side effect/downside. Bonus points for really unique things. :)
If I was a billionaire, funding Muppet movies for great works of literature would be my primary hobby.
Muppet Moby Dick. Muppet The Crucible. Muppet Grapes of Wrath. Muppet Arabian Nights. Muppet Gilgamesh.
Muppet Moby Dick. Muppet The Crucible. Muppet Grapes of Wrath. Muppet Arabian Nights. Muppet Gilgamesh.
December 4, 2024 at 4:33 PM
If I was a billionaire, funding Muppet movies for great works of literature would be my primary hobby.
Muppet Moby Dick. Muppet The Crucible. Muppet Grapes of Wrath. Muppet Arabian Nights. Muppet Gilgamesh.
Muppet Moby Dick. Muppet The Crucible. Muppet Grapes of Wrath. Muppet Arabian Nights. Muppet Gilgamesh.
Big Breakfast and Big Commute love it when you get distracted and look at your phone and OH SHIT I’M LATE
Mornings have a great PR department like hey don't you want coffee and eggs and bacon and birds singing and gentle breezes and juuuust kidding here's some back pain and traffic and clothes that don't fit anymore and depressing news alerts, now get ready for work nerd
December 3, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Big Breakfast and Big Commute love it when you get distracted and look at your phone and OH SHIT I’M LATE
This image popped up in my feed and my immediate thought was, “This can’t be real. This must be AI.” Eventually it turned out to be a (photoshopped) 2019 image. Or I’ll grant it could be a VERY carefully framed reshoot.
But boy do I feel what Morpheus meant about that goddamn chair in The Matrix.
But boy do I feel what Morpheus meant about that goddamn chair in The Matrix.
Best I can manage is a reverse image search, which traced it to a 2019 Pinterest post, which places it safely in the “before-fore times.”
So at absolute worst it’s been photoshopped a bit which I’m strangely okay with, lol
pin.it/6SbqKHzBQ
So at absolute worst it’s been photoshopped a bit which I’m strangely okay with, lol
pin.it/6SbqKHzBQ
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December 3, 2024 at 5:45 PM
This image popped up in my feed and my immediate thought was, “This can’t be real. This must be AI.” Eventually it turned out to be a (photoshopped) 2019 image. Or I’ll grant it could be a VERY carefully framed reshoot.
But boy do I feel what Morpheus meant about that goddamn chair in The Matrix.
But boy do I feel what Morpheus meant about that goddamn chair in The Matrix.
Man, forget that lady lol, that just makes internet people explain their groceries twice as hard.
Bluesky I would *love* to hear all about your weird little grocery habits, regale away.
Bluesky I would *love* to hear all about your weird little grocery habits, regale away.
PLEASE STOP TELLING ME HOW PEOPLE GET GROCERIES. IT WOULD MAKE A GOOD TELEVISION SHOW. READ THE THREAD BEFORE REPLYING. SOMEONE REPLIED JUST "GARDEN" I AM MUTING THIS
December 3, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Man, forget that lady lol, that just makes internet people explain their groceries twice as hard.
Bluesky I would *love* to hear all about your weird little grocery habits, regale away.
Bluesky I would *love* to hear all about your weird little grocery habits, regale away.
Oh hey Gen Z, welcome to the “youth is killing the ____ industry” party, great to see you here. Getting blamed for stuff cratering is so awesome. I’d say let’s have some vodka to celebrate, but well, you know how it is.
fortune.com/2024/12/02/s...
fortune.com/2024/12/02/s...
Struggling budget vodka maker Stoli has filed for bankruptcy as Gen Z turns away from alcohol
Hackers, changing consumer tastes, and an old marketing campaign have hit finances hard.
fortune.com
December 3, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Oh hey Gen Z, welcome to the “youth is killing the ____ industry” party, great to see you here. Getting blamed for stuff cratering is so awesome. I’d say let’s have some vodka to celebrate, but well, you know how it is.
fortune.com/2024/12/02/s...
fortune.com/2024/12/02/s...
I mean, solid argument, no weak points detected
December 2, 2024 at 8:40 PM
I mean, solid argument, no weak points detected