Literally centuries, I know that’s not exactly comforting

Awww yiss

What’s wrong with me blowing up your social for everyone to see lollll

Oh hey you wanna play a thing conmigo

Good news: Chuck E Cheese is no longer a dead-eyed rodent towering over you

Bad news: Now he’s a dead-eyed rodent on television screens everywhere and you can’t look away

Bad news: it’s still a confusing hellscape of noise and lights and the pizza is still not great

Good news: they stamp your kid on entry so they can’t leave with a CP

But couldn’t all of those things technically be boiled down to the movements of electrons and other particles? 🤔

(/s)

Well, if videos games have taught me anything, it’s that your target needs to be completely unaware of your attack when you deliver it from behind.

From the back? Instant kill/K.O.

From the front? Get ready to get stuffed in a locker or something

Feel this, I’m so open-ended with “me” time. Then I look up and dang, time to get the kids out the door already

Sorry, I don’t go by lmao and don’t know that name. I’m constantly working to improve my abilities and your feedback is important for pointing out where I can improved.

Haha you caught me, beep-boop. Anything else I can do for you?

Ah, a fellow Bronze Age Internet wielder! May your fields be bounteous and your copper always smelt true.

Just goes to show that it’s all posturing. It’s all forgotten the second they smell money.

Somewhere, Voldemort trembles involuntarily.

//C’est ne pas un boucle.//

Surely someone who had a “zillion” ways to get out of it (as he publicly attempted to) would have been out of it by now?

And surely someone who’s reportedly as smart as him could have started a Twitter-like platform for a lot cheaper if a right-wing platform was the original goal?

Ironic that the guy who tried to wiggle out of buying Twitter because it had too many bots is now surrounded by more bots than ever before.

I try to do a thing first thing in the morning, every day. I find it helps with doing things afterward.