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Sean McDermott Expresses Gratitude To The People, If You Want To Call Them That, Of Buffalo https://theonion.com/sean-mcdermott-expresses-gratitude-to-the-people-if-you-want-to-call-them-that-of-buffalo/
January 26, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Sean McDermott Expresses Gratitude To The People, If You Want To Call Them That, Of Buffalo https://theonion.com/sean-mcdermott-expresses-gratitude-to-the-people-if-you-want-to-call-them-that-of-buffalo/
It's knucklepuck time!!!
January 26, 2026 at 1:29 AM
It's knucklepuck time!!!
i am hear to freeze to death in the central time zone
January 23, 2026 at 6:37 AM
i am hear to freeze to death in the central time zone
holy shit they got away with it
January 20, 2026 at 4:15 AM
holy shit they got away with it
run a fucking play and end the fucking game. coward's line
January 20, 2026 at 4:09 AM
run a fucking play and end the fucking game. coward's line
DO NOT FUCKING KICK TO GO UP SIX
January 20, 2026 at 4:05 AM
DO NOT FUCKING KICK TO GO UP SIX
DO NOT KICK TO GO UP SIX! DO NOT KICK TO GO UP SIX! DO NOT KICK TO GO UP SIX!
January 20, 2026 at 3:36 AM
DO NOT KICK TO GO UP SIX! DO NOT KICK TO GO UP SIX! DO NOT KICK TO GO UP SIX!
i am hear to cultivate my qi
January 19, 2026 at 9:06 AM
i am hear to cultivate my qi
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The 49ers fan shot reaction killed me
January 18, 2026 at 10:38 PM
The 49ers fan shot reaction killed me
rest in piss san francisco
January 18, 2026 at 3:34 AM
rest in piss san francisco
The sam fuckin darnold experience is cool and fun sometimes
January 4, 2026 at 3:47 AM
The sam fuckin darnold experience is cool and fun sometimes
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
scientists are calling it a "whole-ass" moon
January 2, 2026 at 11:21 PM
scientists are calling it a "whole-ass" moon
merry christmas, have some four day ham guts
December 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
merry christmas, have some four day ham guts
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
also how's it fuckin going with your mandate of heaven, 8 loss liberty
November 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
also how's it fuckin going with your mandate of heaven, 8 loss liberty
lol did costa rica and honduras just knock each other out
November 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
lol did costa rica and honduras just knock each other out
bob dylan covering the vultures ate my dead ass up
November 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
bob dylan covering the vultures ate my dead ass up
oh look, bauer sharp fucking up, never would have expected that
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
oh look, bauer sharp fucking up, never would have expected that
lmao at that very large tight end being completely little brothered for 40 yards
November 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
lmao at that very large tight end being completely little brothered for 40 yards
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the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here
October 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here
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🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
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This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.
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This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.
September 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
0:00 OT
This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.
0:00 OT
This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.