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Chris Lindsay
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That’s what I appreciates about you.
(He/him)
Gold is a bad standard. How do we measure its worth? Just by the pleasure it gives here on earth?

#economy
#burl
December 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Looking forward the Canadian spinoff
IT: Welcome to Dary
#letterkenny
December 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
a group of people are standing in front of a door and one of them is wearing a jacket with the letter o on it
Alt: Janet Weiss faints, caught by Brad Majors
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Any movie where the plot covers a year or more is at least partly a Christmas movie
December 3, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Time for the Christmas album with the best ever title
November 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead
I met a girl there, and she almost knocked me dead
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Supernatural had an in-universe show like that called Ghostfacers.
there should be a Ghostbusters tv show in the style/format of Cops
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
New Main Character of the day just dropped
The educated liberal big city US folks outraged at Trump's renovation of Lincoln bathroom really need to scroll some Facebook of their less established relatives and friends to see what kind of aesthetic resonates with Trump's target audience.
November 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
October 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
CHOTINER: Then Kint left.

KUJAN: We were done, his bail was paid.

CHOTINER: Then you started to look around the office.

KUJAN: Some of the names and places he mentioned were on the corkboard, the mug. At first I thought, what a funny coincidence.

CHOTINER: Was it a coincidence?

KUJAN: … no
September 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
If you see this, repost with a vampire that’s not Dracula
September 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: nouns, verbs, articles, prepositions, probably pronouns. Adjectives and adverbs helpful, but not required.
August 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers.
July 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The guy in the song: [walks 500 miles, walks 500 more]

Next day, his AppleWatch: Keep it going
July 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Luke and Leia being played by siblings really should have tipped us off
The time when Donny and Marie had their own Disco Star Wars special.

And it's everything you could ask for.

#MayThe4th #StarWars
May 5, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Actual thing I just said to my children:

That is NOT how the Macarena goes!
May 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I had an Orpheus joke, now that I look back on it
I had a Cyclops joke but nobody laughed
i had an Icarus joke but it didn't land very well
April 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Legally required to document this

Wordle 1,389 1/6
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April 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It’s like raaain on your wedding day
It’s a Slayer shirt on an Easter sale
April 3, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Reposted by Chris Lindsay
The sidesplitting film sensation makes its 35mm SoCal debut! HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS (2024) screens on a brand new 35mm print, Friday - Sunday, March 28th - 30th. Tickets: buff.ly/bqWFCzF
March 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
RIP
January 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
My children are learning it as “deck the halls with Lauren Holly” and I will NOT apologize
December 25, 2024 at 4:10 AM
The sacking of Londinium by Boudicca, Queen of the Iceni.
What’s the first major news story your remember as a child?

Mine is OJ Simpson
December 18, 2024 at 3:29 AM