I would love for next week's news to be just as pedantic about the fact that Dershowitz was actually taken out with a SOFTBALL bat, not a BASEBALL bat.

I wanna go back so bad! That's just another perk to add to the pile.

I love potatoes so much. And these were free potatoes. Even better.

I read through that chump's replies to you last night and blocked them so hard. As bad as the whole thing was, that last one about how you'll get left behind or whatever was so telling. Went from apologist to evangelist to supremacist in a handful of replies.

I never played other Prince of Persia titles, but Sands of Time had some good back-and-forth during gameplay. Usually pretty snarky, as the two were constantly nagging each other. I thought it helped add character without forcing the player to do anything extra, just listen while you play.

Immediately made me think of this: youtu.be/qblMBkaTdng?...

Thinnest skin product team ever

And we still don't know if he got the rollerblades he wished for

I don't think this is a cartoon section, but just a page dedicated to local artists. Kinda seems like they had a spare page and had to find something to fill it with, honestly.

Also, what a strange and random question to ask of someone. Like that matters at all in a world where money's made up and fluctuates wildly.

Also also, there's literally a bit in The Little Prince about how certain people won't care about a thing until they see its price. Those people are jerks.

Here's a link to the full thing: online.fliphtml5.com/qebmw/slwq/#...

This should be a pretty basic one, especially if we skip the puzzles and add them in later. I just have an idea I think has a good story and it should be pretty simple to code, hopefully. Let's chat about it when you've got time!