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Clifton B is working on [TBA]
@cliftonb.bsky.social
Designs games with time mechanics || Organizes Demospree || Throws One Drop yo-yos || He/they || Prefers humans to robots || Trying to read more

Get Seasonspree on Switch! https://bit.ly/seasonspreeswitch
Or on Steam! https://bit.ly/seasonspreesteam
November 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The worst part is when they don't give options for these things anymore. You know the code for the old style exists; someone just decided not to let you access it anymore.

My phone is to let me choose all sorts of clock styles, even an analogue monstrosity. Now these are my only two options.
November 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Now I'm in the print edition of Willamette Week! So that's weird.
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
If you ever feel like making a fairly basic house with a small basement, let me know? The one I came up with is pretty awful.
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Here's a screenshot of a phishing DM I just received from what appears to be an official Bluesky account. Be careful, friends!
November 8, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Game industry surveys are fun! 💀
November 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
November 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Well this certainly won't be another tool for scammers to use on their victims. No more driving to the nearest Target for Google Play cards; now you can send your life savings directly to the senior refund manager.
November 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
November 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Oh hey! I think this is exactly what I was whining about last night! See the red lines at the bottom of each clip? Pretty sure that's the parts that are currently in the timeline. Hooray!!

Still would be nice to see this in the previewer, but this is close enough.
November 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Guess who wrote it: paid writer or engineer who needed to populate the text field with literally anything?

Today's entry: "Assertion failed, Start month is required."
November 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Oh hey, I found it! It's a silly Halloween thing that's enabled by default. Just click User Settings, type Sound in the search bar, then click Notifications. This dropdown's at the top.
November 2, 2025 at 8:39 AM
This isn't a difficult thing to do. A friend of mine just closed his account, and he's even been looking for work. Nothing's stopping you from kicking LinkedIn to the curb as well.

In fact, what if we had one day where everyone canceled their accounts at the same time? LinkedOut Day or something?
November 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Just noticed a couple instances of symmetry a block from where I've been living for almost 15 years
October 31, 2025 at 8:48 AM
What? They're puttin' DEI in the pickles now??
October 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Hey @riley.sbug.games can I claim writing credits for this one?
October 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
"Yeah, we talked for a bit and he gave me his card"
October 27, 2025 at 7:28 AM
They're not interested in your answers.

They're interested in what you look like.

These one-sided non-conversations are a legitimized excuse to legally screen candidates based on skin color, fashion choices, mannerisms and apparent disabilities.
October 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Anyone need access to a Columbia employee store to warm up for the winter? I just found a neat trick:

Go to www.columbia.com/careers/ and apply for any job. The auto reply will include a pass for you and 3 others, good for 60 days from the application date.

Works in all 8 locations!
October 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Not my home but I know my way around 🙂‍↕️
October 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
"AI games are going to be amazing"
October 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I've got two big things I'll feel horrible about if I can't change them: I need folders to open a new window when double-clicked, unless I hold Ctrl, and I can't have all my windows nested into one taskbar icon. Those are two defaults I always have to change in Windows.
October 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Well look at me, all drawn up by one of Portland's local celebrity artists
October 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Playing around with macro lenses and One Drop yo-yos
October 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM