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Clifford Batteau
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It really is astonishing how a certain segment of perpetually online people cannot handle a film not being perfect in any way to the point where they have to demonize the people making it because it did not live up to some impossible standard.
Edgar Wright makes one mid film and everyone turns on him. Same with what they did with Taika Watiti. And what they did with George Lucas during The Prequels. You can't mess up ONCE now or the hit dogs will holler forever to make their miserable existence justified
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November 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I love the first movie, but it's kind of funny that the movie called Super Mario BROS had Luigi MIA most of it, but the sequel that's taking elements from Galaxy, Sunshine, and Odyssey, games where Luigi played ZERO major role, is the movie where he gets more screentime. Either way, it's good to see
November 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
And even if some of them WANT to stop now, they know that means they'll have to self-reflect and grapple with the fact they've wasted a good chunk of their lives now putting down and bullying others for their beliefs and identities. Spent a good chunk of their lives spreading hate JUST to-
Potentially a FUCKING PEDOPHILE. THEY. KNOW. ALL. OF. THIS. Cruelty has ALWAYS been their goal
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Some people ask how Trump has managed created a cult as stupid and delusional as he is, but here's the thing: MAGA ISN'T stupid. They know EXACTLY what they're doing
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Edgar Wright makes one mid film and everyone turns on him. Same with what they did with Taika Watiti. And what they did with George Lucas during The Prequels. You can't mess up ONCE now or the hit dogs will holler forever to make their miserable existence justified
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November 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Money on the table says the next South Park is gonna have Satan walking in on Trump having a three-way with Vance and Clinton
November 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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New poster for ‘THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE’

In theaters on April 4, 2026.
November 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Bowser: I call it "Bold and Brash"

Mario: More like "Belongs in the Trash!"
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Let's be honest: The only reason that Gal Gadot managed to work in the first Wonder Woman was because it was carried HEAVILY by Diana's "fish out of water" cluelessness and her dynamic with Chris Pine. Something that clearly couldn't be recreated the same way in the sequel
She wasn't bad in Immaculate, if anything, she was the best thing in it. She's like Gal Gadot, the role REALLY needs to play to her strengths!
November 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Outside of the MAGA stuff, Sydney Sweeney is an actress who's been taken leading roles when she's failed to take off or exceed anything other than being a supporting actress. Who mind you only maintained relevancy because of a show that was led by an INFINITELY more profilic black woman.
November 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Do like the choice that this time around for the new actors in Galaxy movie, they showed clips of characters before revealing the actors to ease people into their performances. As opposed to the first movie where Miyamoto showed up in the middle of a direct and announced the cast in stock images
November 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Insane that these shots are from a Mario movie
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Me realizing the fact there's a whole generation of little kids seeing Bowser Jr. In the Mario Galaxy trailer and them going, "Where's Chef Peepee?"
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November 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Charlize maybe?
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I don't know who in their right mind said: "Give Bowser Jr. of all characters an aura farming moment" and it's surprisingly effective, but hey, I appreciate it
The Galaxy awaits. The official trailer for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is here. Only in theaters April 2026.
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
It's also a nice detail that the trailer starts with Bowser making most of his time by painting and then ending with the reveal of Jr. with his paintbrush.
Mario Galaxy Movie looks really fucking cool as expected.

But a detail I liked is how Bowser is surprisingly really nice to Luigi. I don't know why, but I like that
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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The Galaxy awaits. The official trailer for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is here. Only in theaters April 2026.
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Still though, no Yoshi, and no Wario who's pretty much confirmed thanks to that McDonald's leak.

Hey, Hollywood, see this? Make it the norm to NOT spoil everything in the trailers please. Take notes
Mario Galaxy Movie looks really fucking cool as expected.

But a detail I liked is how Bowser is surprisingly really nice to Luigi. I don't know why, but I like that
November 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Mario Galaxy Movie looks really fucking cool as expected.

But a detail I liked is how Bowser is surprisingly really nice to Luigi. I don't know why, but I like that
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I FUCKING CALLED IT WOULD BE BRIE LARSON!
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Fuck yeah! Now, LET THEM TALK, DAMMIT!
Breaking: NiGHTS, Aiai, Tangle, and Whisper are confirmed DLC for #SonicRacingCrossworlds! Check out the footage from the State of Play Japan that just aired.

#SonicNews
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I'm not saying the name, but I'm sure you know what I'm talking about. As someone who's liked ALL of the past entries of said thing, if its good, alright, if its bad, oh well. Not losing sleep over it at this point. Probably won't watch it in theaters unless something miraculous happens
I'm ignoring a certain teaser that just dropped because I know some of you won't. I'm just waiting on the Mario Galaxy trailer
November 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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People forget that the AVENGERS movies built up to Thanos.

The other movies could give a shit about Thanos beyond the occasional sprinkling of a magic rock.

Knowing the difference between standalones, team ups and events is what is kicking a lot of people’s asses post Endgame.
November 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM